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norrisong productions - pilot-x lyrics

[verse 1]
screaming through the cosmos with a tail just like a comet
(pilot+x! he’s pilot+x!)
the sp+ceship on our radar is too fast for us to bomb it
(pilot+x! he’s pilot+x!)
he’s faster than a shooting star, he’s lighting up the sky
(pilot+x! he’s pilot+x!)
just a hyperactive alien bouncing off the satellites
(pilot+x! he’s pilot+x!)

[spoken]
don’t you know who i am?! i’m pilot+x! the best aviator in the entire universe!
[verse 2]
he heard about a freaky race in a far+off galaxy
(pilot+x! he’s pilot+x!)
convinced he’s gonna win, but never dealt with gravity
(pilot+x! he’s pilot+x!)
taking a left at saturn while hitting hypersp+ce
(pilot+x! he’s pilot+x!)
but plunging through the atmosphere is slowing down his pace
(pilot+x! he’s pilot+x!)

[spoken]
why am i slowing down?! come on, you piece of junk, move! why did i get this thing in fresno?! i knew i shouldn’t have bought foreign!

[chorus]
tell mе, what is this mystery?
it happened so suddеnly
i’m not as light on my wings
how do these earthlings even get around?
inertia has them bound
they’ll never know the freedom weightlessness brings

[verse 3]
he slices through the milky way like a knife through heated b+tter
(pilot+x! he’s pilot+x!)
he can surf all day with asteroids and never feel the clutter
(pilot+x! he’s pilot+x!)
but this planet brings him down, it’s the strangest contradiction
(pilot+x! he’s pilot+x!)
gravity sucks and he can’t handle all the friction
(pilot+x! he’s pilot+x!)
[spoken]
i have a bad shoulder! and bursitis! and my b+tt hurts! and god…darn it i have a.d.d.!

[verse 4]
he’s the most stressed+out being that this world has ever seen
(pilot+x! he’s pilot+x!)
his hypertension’s climbing ’cause he drinks too much caffeine
(pilot+x! he’s pilot+x!)
when sp+ce junk hits his windshield at a zillion miles an hour
(pilot+x! he’s pilot+x!)
his mercury starts rising so he takes a meteor shower
(pilot+x! he’s pilot+x!)

[spoken]
not so fast, human vermin! you’ve won nothing yet! you must face me, pilot+x, in the vast darkness of outer sp+ce!

[chorus]
tell me, what is this mystery?
it happened so suddenly
i’m not as light on my wings
how do these earthlings even get around?
inertia has them bound
they’ll never know the freedom weightlessness brings
tell me, what is this mystery?
it happened so suddenly
i’m not as light on my wings
how do these earthlings even get around?
inertia has them bound
they’ll never know the freedom weightlessness brings

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