nøtinvain - court room (skit) lyrics
[judge]
we will now
hear the testimony
of the lawyer of one
leejoe-da-rapper
you now have the floor
[lawyer]
now, what my client did
um, that is, it might be
you know, a little over the top
but, it’s totally forgivable
um, you it’s, it’s totally fine
[judge]
who you like to
review his crimes?
[lawyer]
why certainly
he seemed to be
driving a stolen car, um
in an endangering way
he then got out of said
stolen car and wrote
“buy my mixtape”
on the side of a building
in spray paint
now, that’s forgivable
the stolen car thing
maybe not, but you
you can’t send him to prison
he’s got these people he needs
to look after
[judge]
hmm, oh i see
so, uh, lee-joe
i understand
you’re a rapper of sorts
and is it true that rappers
make music?
[leejoe-da-rapper]
yeah, dumbshit
i mean, you’re honor
[judge]
if you can prove to me
in one song
one emotional song
that you are truly sorry
about these crimes
i will not give you a
life sentence
however, if you fail
you will get
life in prison
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