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notnf, owen - sova - a valorant parody of story by nf lyrics

just sp+wned in a bad place
should probably buy so i can ace
there’s an enemy in my face
murdered by another d+mn raze
startin to feel like it’s just fate
shot from heaven by the d+mn sage
sp+wned in and died again oh great
i’m thinkin this might be a bad game

this deathmatch is driving me insane
might just have to switch to unrated
then i can get help from teammates
instead of dying over again
cypher says he’s platinum no way
probably bronze but he won’t say
told me he’s got really good aim
i mеan i don’t believe it but okay

okay, wе’re gonna rush a
notice my teammate’s flanking again
well of course he is
guess i probably should wait up at a main
so i peak right and make sure no one rushed
while he’s flanking i place down my dumb spray
and then i start to use my abililities (bilities)
anything to help my blind team
so i flash us all on site, wait
i should probably check the corners for enemies then
so i find and cl!ck a couple heads ,don’t miss
where’s that bullet from? oh yeah there he is
how’s that an assist? did i hit him twice or did i shoot his head or maybe just his foot
mmm if i end this with double digits for my assists i will f+cking be so p+ssed
i hear sova darting at the back of the site
last one’s probably trying to save his buy
probably flanked around from sp+wn
and then k!lled our guy and now he’s all out of time
thinks he can’t afford to
keep dying, losing vandals every round he’d be right then
turn around and as i’m looking out the door to mid i hear
“he’s heaven with an op!”

turn back to the door
right back into short
then i see the forehead
of the man that is peaking long
now my heart is pounding
and i’m praying to the lord

i don’t die this game
i can’t die this game
i got things to do
don’t want to derank
plotting how i’ll save
isn’t this unrated?
i queued the wrong game
icing the cake

i start walking i can hear them yelling
“you guys gotta peak the same time
if you have another flash
you can do your best to just to try to blind
when we gonna peel?
when we gonna peek?
i’m not picky can be any time
so get ready then and i count to ten
then will peek at him
at the same time and
i would try not to peek a little quicker
trust me he won’t even wait to pull the trigger
i’ve seen it before it’s not a pretty picture
what, you don’t believe me?
i’m just playing with you
well, no i’m not, no i’m not
just do what i say cause if you even think of
peeking faster than me, promise you’ll be sorry
we’ll both die and then he’ll defuse spike and win it

that’s when i did something stupid
and my finger pressed right on a key or something
then it got quiet did he see me moving
shh, hold my breath he must have heard me do it huh
i’m assuming the
noise must have made him turn his head
and look right where i’ll peek him
and now if i peek then
he will shoot me first and
if i peek him i will die but i don’t wanna

time to go
time to go
time to go
it’s gonna be a bl++dy miracle
now or never god if i had any blessings coming
in my future could you send them to my present?
peek around the edge and
i start aiming at him he don’t see me aiming does he?
start to fire
miss his head and
shoot again and
i can’t hit a shot i’m mad and
then he aims i hear a boom and
think he hit me
i think he hit me my
health is twenty
and now i don’t want to die
so i back up, just behind the corner on my right
can’t see my ally
is he still alive?

i can’t tell i’m trying to look that way
here comes another try
i peek real quick like is he still there
i hope he’s not still there up with the op he bought
i don’t know i think he’s still up in the corner
behind the wall that i just shot

who’s this on the floor?
who’s this on the floor?
i don’t know
well did he have an op?
i run up to him then i grab his gun and
as i pick it up, then my jaw drops

’cause i thought this skin looked a bit familiar
it’s on a phantom like it should be maybe
it’s the same one that lathan used i think
sitting by his corpse i know it’s his and then
my teammate walks up into heaven and says
it’s all clear and then i see the barrel of
the last guy i scream “you can’t be serious!”
he starts to walk away from heaven then the gun

teammate yells he’s still in heaven and i try to hide from ’em
i run over to a spot that let’s me try and watch the bomb
he’s still in heaven watching long and then i hear him fall on down
he fakes defuse and then looks around
wait for him to stick it, then i peek around
i aimed right at his head
‘least i think i did

- notnf owen lyrics

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