nuclear bubble wrap - avada kedavra lyrics
wormtail: draco, at times like this, we death eaters say you must “get lord voldemort’s behind.”
voldemort: no. no. no
wormtail: sorry my lord…
voldemort: amateur. it’s “get behind lord voldemort.” draco, a bad thing needs to happen, and it’s up to you
draco: that’s not what they teach us at hogwarts
voldemort: then maybe you need a new lesson! avada kedavra! what a wonderful curse
wormtail: avada kedavra! they don’t get any worse
voldemort: it means no harry, better call him a he+rs+…
wormtail: okay… he’s a he+rs+!
voldemort and wormtail: ha! it’s our trouble+free, artillery…
voldemort: avada kedavra!
draco: avada kedavra?
wormtail: yeah. it’s our favorite hex!
draco: what’s a hex?
voldemort: geez kid, what the hex wrong with you? ha ha ha!
wormtail: ha ha ha! good one, my lord. draco, those two words will solve all your problems
voldemort: that’s right. take wormtail here… why, when he was a young hogwarts (student)…
wormtail: when i was a young hogwarts (student)
voldemort: very nice
wormtail: heh heh, thank you
voldemort: he found his persona lacked a certain appeal, he was teased and abused, till he squirmed and he squealed…
wormtail: i’m a sensitive soul, and i was so chagrined, that they put me in gryffindor, and not slytherin, and oh, the shame!
voldemort: he was ashamed!
wormtail: such a lame nickname!
voldemort: yeah, wormtail’s pretty lame
wormtail: and i wanted to quit…
voldemort: how did ya feel?
wormtail: well, i felt like…
voldemort: hey! wormy! not in front of the kids!
wormtail: oh. sorry
voldemort and wormtail: avada kedavra! so nicely depraved! avada kedavra!
voldemort: even though you don’t shave (yet)
draco: it means no harry, he’ll go straight to the grave
voldemort: yeah, sing it kid!
voldemort and draco: it’s our recipe…
wormtail: for anarchy…
all: avada kedavra!
voldemort: welcome to the dark side
draco: you’re all k!llers?
voldemort: we k!ll whoever we want
wormtail: yup! turn ’em into rump roasts!
draco: that’s beautiful!
wormtail: that order of the phoenix makes me so mad!
draco: i’m so angry i could k!ll a house+elf
voldemort: heh… we don’t need a house+elf k!lled… yet
draco: an owl?
voldemort: nuh+uh
draco: harry potter?!
voldemort: no, he’s mine! listen, if you’re going be a death eater, you have to act like a death eater. and there’s one fella that really needs to… go away
draco: oooh, who’s that?
voldemort: a certain headmaster… who did you think?
draco: ohhhh…. wow…
voldemort: oh yeah… i hope you’re not chicken
wormtail: unforgivable, yet satisfying!
voldemort: this is a rare opportunity
wormtail: mmm hmmm
voldemort: mmmm… he’ll die with a very pleasant crunch
wormtail: you’ll learn to love it!
voldemort: i’m tellin’ you kid, this is the great life. no rules, no accountability… oooh! the little muggle kind. and best of all… we’re all pureblood!
wormtail: ahem…
voldemort: that is, except me. well, kid?
draco: oh well…
wormtail: hey! don’t point that at me!
draco: avada kedavra!
wormtail: aaagh!
draco: unforgivable, yet satisfying
voldemort: that’s it!
draco and voldemort: avada kedavra! avada kedavra! avada kedavra! avada ++
draco: it means no wormy, and dumbledore’s in his grave
all: love to hear them scream, in that flash of green…
voldemort: avada kedavra!
voldemort and wormtail: avada kedavra! avada kedavra! avada kedavra! avada kedavra! avada kedavra! avada kedavra! avada kedavra!
draco: avada kedavra! ooo ooo ooo…
voldemort: avada kedavra! ha ha ha ha!
draco: ah… ooo ooo…
voldemort: that’s right… it’s the circle of death…
draco: avada kedavra!
voldemort: be prepared… can you feel the death tonight?
wormtail: my hand hurts…
draco: avada kedavra!
voldemort: i just can’t wait to be king! king… king voldemort… that’s, that’s me… king voldemort!
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