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nuclear bubble wrap - birdfucker (live at the muse) lyrics

[verse 1]
you spend your days bird watching
while petting your sap sucker
and pelican debauching
and goosing some poor clucker
the early bird will get the worm
if worm is just a cutesy term
you’re using to describe your sperm, birdf+cker

[verse 2]
now when you buy a chicken
you don’t want to pluck her
no, you’d rather stick your d+ck in
you filthy rubber ducker
and in your wettest dream you let
an ostrich and an emu peck your neck and double team you, birdf+cker
you f+ck birds
there are no words
except birdf+cker

[bridge]
you’d get fowl with an owl
you’d make sweet lovе to a turtle dove
you want to screw a c+ckatoo
you’d plug your holе with an oriole
the common loon is your favorite poon
you’d love a swan to cum upon
you’d bury your meat in a parakeet
you’d f+ck an eagle if it weren’t illegal
there is no quail you wouldn’t nail
there is no stork you wouldn’t pork
you’d spill your sauce on an albatross
let loose your juice on mother goose
oh yes, you’re throbbin’ for a robin so good
misbehavin’ with a raven and woodp+ck+r peckin’ your wood
and the swallow swallows your birdseed
that’s what you need to skeet skeet to the tweet tweet
and you’re f+ckin’ a falcon
and your c+ck’s in a hawk
and you wanna make ’em all go squawk!
[outro]
cause you’re a birdf+cker
you f+ck birds

[jace mclain, unnamed audience member]
yeah. (birdf+cker!)

- nuclear bubble wrap lyrics

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