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nuclear bubble wrap - fishfucker lyrics

you spend your days “gone fishing”
stroking your rod for luck, or
“eat my worm”, you’re wishing
baiting some chubsucker
“there’s plenty more fish in the sea”:
your romantic philosophy
should not be taken lit’rally
…fishf+cker

now when you buy a fillet
it will not be steamed, no!
coz you know you’d rather drill it
just like in “f+cking nemo”
in your wet dreams, wet seamen
with their fishnets watch while creaming
as you eat a female bream in
fishf+cker
you f+ck fish
you have some ish…
…ues, you fishf+cker
you’d cop a feel with an eel
you’d side your peen into a sardine
you’d blow your wad in a nice blue cod
you met a sturgeon, now it’s not a virgin
you’d f+ck a halibut just for the h+ll of it
you’d stick your shlong in a wobbegong
spray your tartar sauce on a seahorse
use a puffer fish for your inflation fetish
there is no trout for whom you wouldn’t put out
you’d post on fark, how you f+cked a shark
you’d go g+y for a manta ray
“f+ck yeah” you’d sing, rooting seaking
oh yes, you’d root a barracuda and a wrasse
c+ck slammin’ in a salmon while a bass gets nasty in your ass
she’s like a mermaid and she’s your lay+ that’s a moray!
it’s better darling, down where it’s wetter
sticking sushi up your tushy
make the abalones moan
coz you like a fish when it’s boned…

…because you’re a fishf+cker
you f+ck fish

- nuclear bubble wrap lyrics

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