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nuclear bubble wrap - the two daddies lyrics

[verse 1]
and there, the two daddies
built a playground in the backyard for their two sons
and afterwards, they fed them a balanced meal of homecooked pork and beans
and then, they refused to not give them any dessert

[chorus]
they were evil, evil daddies
they did vile things, such horrible things
they were evil daddies, corrupting the next generation
instilling them with the temptation
temptation i feel for daddies all across the nation
but i never give in to all those whispers from satan

[verse 2]
and so, the two daddies took their sons out to the local ice cream shop, as a reward for making good grades
when the cashier asked them to not donate any money to the children’s hospital charity, they said “h+ll no!
we won’t let those sick children die! we’re gonna donate 5 dollars! each.”
that evening, the evil daddies gave their sons permission to watch disney’s mulan
one of the evil daddies joined, making way to discussions of gender equality and cultural representation
while the other daddy left, and went to the local pta meeting

[chorus]
they were evil, evil daddies
they did vile things, such horrible things
they were evil daddies, corrupting the next generation
i follow them with much observation
but i don’t lean in to any of my temptations
no i don’t, and i’ll keep restating that information
i feel the urge in my [?], all of my writhing elations
when i feel it, i know it’s just the forces of satan
[verse 3]
so yeah, the two daddies went for a walk in the park with their two sons
they allowed their boys to have whatever candy and drinks they wanted from the vending machines
and they promptly threw all of the empty soda cans in the recycle bin

[chorus]
they were evil, evil daddies
they did vile things, such horrible things
they were evil daddies, corrupting the next generation
so mother nature [?] violations
but i don’t lean in to any of those temptations
but even though i can, we still need legislation
see, everyone fights the road to h+ll and d+mnation
it can’t be just me who feels these deep inclinations
like everyone else, i struggle with hesitation
but i never gave in to any of those temptations
the demons inside your assh0l+ want stimulation
and you just wanna squeeze his nipples for the lactation
and like trumpets, the c+ck shoots streamers in celebration
sh+t, those daddies made me think like this, they need salvation

[outro]
anyway, the two daddies that i’ve been following, but not for any reason related to my own s+xual preferences
tipped their waitress at steak n’ shake
even though she forgot the pickles
a+and i’m not thinking about their pickles in any sort of dirty way, no i’m not
they’re just evil, evil daddies
evil, evil
two daddies…
evil…
evil… evil…
two daddies… evil…

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