o-shizzle - costco heist lyrics
intro:
alright listen
before i start i just wanna say these are all jokes
i am not g+y
i don’t rob costco
don’t come looking for me
i didn’t do anything, don’t do what i say
don’t follow these instructions
verse 1:
i be having s+x with lots of other men
nothing g+y about it we just really good friends
i just stole a playground set from costco
i got aids when i went to morocco
then i went and rigged the election
whenever i look at kamala i get an erection
me and the gang just scammed costco
went in with a fake id and bough marlboros
when it’s a week day i skip class
come on step bro stop it that’s my ass
i just mugged the free sample lady
then i peed i’m her mouth and stole her baby
then i head over to the fresh baked pies
i laced them with meth so the children get high
verse 2:
holy sh+t the cops are shooting at me
they found the lady with a mouth full of pee
i grab the baby and hold it by the head
i say “do as i say or the b+tch is dead”
i request all of the welch’s grape juice
then i tell some old lady to give me her b00b juice
verse 3:
then the cops shout me in my d+ck
then i kiss em on the lips real sl!ck
they put me in cuffs and in the back of the car
i don’t know why but i was still a lil hard
no like seriously i’m not g+y like guys you have to believe me
outro:
then i arrive and am out behind bars
swear they remember me from when i did this at menards
my cell mate is 25 and sells dope
he kinda makes me wanna drop the soap
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