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oct! - don't touch my clogs lyrics

[verse 1]
years before i was born father told this to me
it was one christmas morning in ’73
there was one lonely gift nestled under the tree
my grandfather said, “don’t touch my+”

he said, “boy, listen close, i am saying this once
these were worn by my parents and their parent’s parents
now they’re yours, but be sure to guard them with your life.”
he said, “don’t ever let them touch my clogs!”

[chorus]
you can take my cash, you can burn my house
you could force feed trash
i’d let you kick my b+lls whilе i chewed on glass
beforе i even thought about letting someone touch my clogs

you’ll have to take my life, you’ll have to steal my dog
have to beat my wife
you’ll have to k!ll my mom with a rusty knife
you’ll have to break my legs before i ever let you touch my clogs

don’t touch my
c+l+o+g+s
they’re my clogs!
whoa, oh!
[verse 2]
father said “you’re my son, so i’ll tell you the truth
i wore clogs without socks for the bulk of my youth
now these clogs, they are yours, protect them with your life
i pray you never let them touch your clogs!”

[chorus]
you can slap my wrist, i’d let you shave my head
let you wax my pits
i’d even b+tt+chug bleach while you twist my nips
and after all of that i still wouldn’t let you touch my clogs

you can eat my lunch and you can knock me out
with a 1+inch punch
and make me drink your sweat from a dirty sponge
you’d have to shoot me dead before i ever let you touch my clogs

[bridge]
is my purpose in life to keep them safe until my child is at least 25?
then i will pass the clogs to them and they’ll wear them with pride
and every single day from then, they’ll make sure no one has touched their clogs!
they’re the one thing i love, the only thing that makes me sure there’s a god up above
those wooden clogs on my feet, and they fit like a glove
and i would give up everything ‘fore i ever let you touch my

clogs
c+l+o+g+s
now i lay me down to sleep
i pray the lord my clogs to keep
if i should die before i wake
i pray the lord my clogs to die

[chorus]
you can take my cash
you could force feed trash
i’d let you kick my b+lls while i chewed on glass
before i even thought about letting someone touch my clogs

you’ll have to take my life, you’ll have to steal my dog
have to beat my wife
you’ll have to k!ll my mom with a rusty knife
you’ll have to break my legs before i ever let you touch my

- oct lyrics

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