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odd austin - old people lyrics

they never update their looks
and have to eat food that’s smooshed
you know their skin is all stretched out too
taking a nap is their dream
and no one cares what they think
you never know what they’re up to

’cause they got more pills than shirts
whenever they move, it hurts
and they get tired from just eating
’cause none of them have real hair
always are in a wheelchair
well at least they don’t have to brush their t++th

you know that old people scare the living cr+p out of me
got 401(k) and always drive recklessly
put them in a home, and they’ll watch murder she wrote
they just might leave you alone, but not me

the boys and girls look the same
when they start to reach old age
there’s just so many that they’ve outlived
their body’s falling apart
and they got jobs at wal+mart
their childhood toys are in a museum
you know the elderly scare the living cr+p out of me
their eyesight is gone so it’s hard for them to read
they’re senile old fools, don’t believe me well dude
then just ask the guy from “the king of queens”
ohhh yeah!

(turn down that racket! darn kids and your wild hootenannies! don’t make me come over there, that’s it! my hip! help me, life alert! gaaar!!!)

old people scare the living cr+p out of me
knowledge of pop culture’s unsurprisingly bleak
nurses steal their clothes, and their nose hair grows and grows
maybe they’ll leave you alone, but not me
all together now!

old people scare the living cr+p out of me
they’re tired and sad, crazy, weird, bitter and weak
put them in a home, and they’ll watch murder she wrote
perhaps they’ll leave you alone, but not me
(when i was your age, i saw bach in concert!)

old people scare the living cr+p out of me
years of tooth decay has stuck them with some false t++th
put them in a home, and they’ll watch murder she wrote
i see they’ve left you alone but not me

- odd austin lyrics

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