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oddjobs - amish woodshed lyrics

[intro: nomi]
hey alexei, what’s the fun boys, the sh+t that you all about? hey, what is this?

[verse 1: nomi, w/ crescent moon]
caterpillar blossom to the most awesome
still a k!ller with the words, approach with caution
sh+t’s so funky that the flies be falling
saw serenity, how you think i be balling?
i saw a blind dog walking a man, l!cking a frog
chewing his hand and then i thought:
why does the world play tricks on me?
relax, og, enjoy the ecstasy
cut off the tongues of the turtleneck artist
tie the testes of vanishing fathers
change my attitude? why bother?
it’ll probably be the trend next summer
fool, i was grunge before the rockers were
had hand+me+downs and mama’s fur
in the wintertime but was in the spring
sh+t, it was cold, it was a no d+mn thing
wait, i’m a rapper, get back on the subject
whipping mcs straight low budget
i don’t want a record deal, no way that i do
cuz in a few, i’ll be broke with no shoes
i know a lotta bloods that be feeling all blue
my uncle fought scuds at american troops
i’ve been called a racist, s+xist, headless horseman
face it, you’re tasteless, gutless, no organ
hot summers turn me freak like scorpion
dance, hit the cheek til the floor spins
laid with a mermaid and her four friends
shoulda stayed in the 4th grade til the war ends
drink lemonade to k!ll the boredom, breaking out the smug
tell the warden to kiss my rhyme book
[hook x2: crescent moon]
it’s all gods and mortals, where do you stand?
we loading up supporters in a caravan
who’s coming with? who’s prepared for the plan?
and if you’re staying back, you’re taking care of the land

[verse 2: advizer and crescent moon]
that’s me on the canvas in bright red and yellow
they calling us vandals, but yo, we know better
the damage is done, i don’t know what to tell ya
it’s like you went to atlantis just to buy an umbrella
then you came back, but my crew is still raining
gum drops and sun spots to the beautiful states and
illusions from standing too close to the television (yeah)
self sufficient well wishing while y’all are penny fishing (here we go)

[verse 3: crescent moon]
my rhymes are so fat (how fat are they?)
my rhymes are so fat, they live in roseanne barr ways
after she partakes in eating an arcade
then swallows a car chase, followed by marmalade
it’s been a hard day, scarface
i’ll do my best to keep my patience and keep you outta harm’s way
star gaze til the barn maids see me
take her home and make out to my shaw + day cd
i’m bout to pull the rug up from under your feet
so you can see the world from a whole new angle
gimme two tables and l!ck up for a favor
i’ll give you party people and some p+ssed off neighbors
hip hop flavor never tasted so bomb
it feels so right, it must be wrong
dusty songs levitate out the wine cellar
say h+llo to five fellas, what the f+ck you tryna tell us?
[verse 4: advizer]
we spit game like the preacher at the storefront church
spit flames like the creatures in the core of the earth
spit the core of the apple back into your face
cuz we don’t trust women or rattlesnakes
we battle fake rappers just to pass the time
cuz they beats ain’t classic and they sho can’t rhyme
you’s a godd+mn liar if you say you’re fresher
j+o+b+s and we’re hotter than ever

[hook x2: crescent moon]
it’s all gods and mortals, where do you stand?
we loading up supporters in a caravan
who’s coming with? who’s prepared for the plan?
and if you’re staying back, you’re taking care of the land

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