oicthatu812 - why i hate peta lyrics
[on screen, daughter, dad]
last year i uploaded this video…
dad! it’s gonna hurt him!
no, it’s not
daaaaad
turns out, peta didn’t care for it
also turns out, i’m re-posting it…
with a special message to peta…
[intro]
yea
[verse 1]
dear peta: give me a break!
you can’t tell that my video’s fake?
i’m tired of your emails, and your threats
if i really hurt my cat, i’d have bills from the vet
how dumb do you gotta be?
a toothbrush can’t make electricity
why do you insist on bothering me?
can’t you go find a cat stuck up in a tree?
[hook]
pe-ta, pe-ta leave me a-lone
please stop calling my telephone
to hurt my cats would be insane
although, the kids are fair game
[verse 2]
i can make sparks appear outta thin air
all i need is video editing software
boom, boom, boom
looks nice – thank god he’s got nine lives
taking me to court seems a little drastic
don’t you know sparks can’t come from plastic?
let me show you where the wires are fed: nowhere
plus the battery’s dead
can’t you find something better to do?
or try to figure out why people don’t like you?
this is fake – it didn’t happen!
if you quit b-tchin’, then i’ll quit rappin’
[hook]
pe-ta, pe-ta leave me a-lone
please stop calling my telephone
to hurt my cats would be insane
although, the kids are fair game
[verse 3]
my cat’s pretty phat, but it’s spelled with a “p”
when i say “what up”, he says ” yo what up, g?”
meow, meow meow, meow
yo, what up g?
meow, meow meow, meow
yeah, that’s right!
yeah, that’s right!
yeah, that’s right!
yeah, that’s right!
yeah, that’s right!
my cat’s pretty phat, but it’s spelled with a “p”
when i say “what up”, he says ” yo what up, g?”
[outro 1]
okay, get ready, here it comes…
oww! oh my gosh, dad!
[outro 2]
oh, i see that you ate one too!
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