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oj the alien - wiseguys on mars lyrics

[intro]
in sp+ce prison dinner was always a big thing. we had a galactic pasta course, and then we had an alien meat. paulie did the prep work. he was doing a year for sp+ce contemps, and he had this wonderful system for doing the sp+ce garlic. he used a light saber, and he used to slice it so thin that he used to liquefy in the pan with just a little greeb oil. it was a very good system

[verse 1 + oj the alien]
once upon a time on a planet so far
me and dr. dazzle were just hitting this bar
when this alien chick, shе pulled up in a flar
she says “hey wisе guys, come on, let’s go to mars.”
so we did. we hopped in her flar
that’s an alien model. it’s a flying kind of car
it doesn’t run on gas. it runs on rocks called gars
a gar is a fuel that goes in a flar
so we pull up to the mobil to get some gars
when out pops a guy who has guns for arms
so we shot his ass and we hit him with the flar
and once again, a car is not a flar

[chorus]
wise guys
we have tommy guns
we’re on mars
we have flying cars

[verse 2 + dr. dazzle]
now me and oj on this mars operation
underneath the nose of the galactic federation
running rackets at the robot casino
wearing sunglasses like robert denino
sp+ceghetti and marsb+lls with gravy
d+mn my life a moonvie by martian scorsese
green streets stays in the rotation daily
a planet’s rotation is how long its day be
mars years are longer, almost twofold
so if i was on mars i’d be twelve years old
smoking marsboro golds and sippin on the moonshine
f+cking on adult women in the poontang
every time the moon is up i’m in the motel
the women have to book the rooms
cuz i’m twelve
we do it all night, i know all the styles
i’m a s+xual machine that turns women into pedophiles
d+ck small but i know how to use it
turn down the gravity and throw on some music
give her my peen and make her scream
even though she’s twenty eight and i’m not even a teen
do it on the couch, pg movie on the roku
cushions get so wet that it feels like tofu
hit it from orbit till the atmosphere smells
i am twelve
[chorus]
wise guys
we have tommy guns
we’re on mars
we have flying cars

[outro]
as far back as i can remember, i always wanted to be a wise guy on mars. oj the alien. dr. dazzle

- oj the alien lyrics

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