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oliver houser - the penis is gone lyrics

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doctor 1:
we have a situation in the er today
a little baby boy has just lost his p+n+s
it’s gone
the p+n+s is gone

doctor 2:
where did it go?

doctor 1:
i don’t know
it’s gone

doctor 2:
did you talk to his mom?
talk to his mom
tell her that her son’s p+n+s is no longer on

doctor 1, doctor 2:
the p+n+s is gone

doctor 1:
ma’am you may wish to sit down

mom:
please tell me sir what’s happened to my son?

doctor 1:
ma’am stay calm we have a little situation
something went wrong in the circumcision

mom:
but his life’s just begun

doctor 1:
yes i know
but the p+n+s is gone

mom:
my god you’ve ruined his life

doctor:
there was an accident in the procedure
we attempted to burn off the foreskin but we were too eager

mom:
why not use a knife

doctor 1:
it’s not that simple miss!

mom:
how will he p+ss?
how will he live??

doctor 2:
do not digress
we’ll comp the less
here are some pamphlets that i can give

mom:
how crazy lives can turn around without warning
how could i know your sausage stick would cook this morning
how could i let your future spoil
all this money is preventing is my migraines grew swollen [?]
i take a live to give you back what they have stolen
i knew we should have used a mohel

doctor 1, doctor 2, mom:
what an unfortunate act
that his foreskin was forsaken
what should have been a simple and innocuous operation
has seen unforeseen, heed a complication [?]

doctor 1:
what could we have done?

doctor 2:
done done done

doctor 1, doctor 2, mom:
the p+n+s is

mom:
the p+n+s is

doctor 1:
the p+n+s the p+n+s the

doctor 2:
the p+n+s is

doctor 1, doctor 2, mom:
gone

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