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one inch wonder - tissue lyrics

[verse 1: oneinchwonder]
oops, i accidentally jerked off to g-y p-rn
my fluids went airborne
my p-n-s went [???] my face went
but ooh it’s not new, i need a tiss-ue
was made in my gland, but now it’s in my hand
my tissue is lost
[???]
i should’ve busted in my sock
it’s not g-y, she’s just from bangkok and she has a nice c-ck
i’m not g-y because i like traps or g-y because i like rap
i’ll just wipe my c-m on my shirt
i jerk off nine times a day, it’s starting to hurt
nine times a day, it feels like 9/11 on my foreskin
she’s only nine but i go all in
can’t fit it in her mouth so i busted on her chin
miss my target now it’s on my carpet
b-tch i really need some tissue, need it like i got the flu
[???] i’m in it, feels like glue
why can’t i just jerk off to sh-m-l-s
maybe children, don’t put me in jail
allegedly, [???] box logo
miss me with that h-m-
my p-n-s is islam and my c-m is the bomb
don’t be a jew, just give me some tissue

[hook]
yeah, i need tissue
i got an issue
if i don’t find my tissue
there gon’ be an issue
yeah, an issue

[verse 2: mad gonad]
another tissue for your issue, and this issue is the c-m–
it’s running down my leg, and it might get into my b-m
the situation’s getting fishy, and i just wanna continue
but i can’t find nearby kleenex, c-m all over my scr-t-m
personal hygiene boy, you don’t forget it
personal ideals boy, and ideally i want kleenex
but it’s nowhere to be seen and c-m is leakin out my peen
i fap to women because i am straight
i don’t fap to traps because that sh-t’s …
i don’t fap to scat because that sh-t’s gross
i don’t fap to muslims because they f-ck goats
i don’t have to rap but oneinchwonder finna snap
and i’m bouta finna clap a random dog on the street
so i can have me some fresh meat, more sh-t to eat
run into the bathroom to clean my bodily fluids
as i audibly leave the cl-ssroom like a motherf-ckin truant

[hook]
yeah, i need tissue
i got an issue
if i don’t find my tissue
there gon’ be an issue
yeah, an issue

[verse 3: king russell]
faster and faster, i’m the w-nking master
-ss on the screen, hand on my peen
door shut, p-b-s cut, see b-tt, big nut
green, is the colour of my c-m
got that sh-t all over my tum
reach over for the tissue
looks like i got an issue
toys were beated
beated so hard, my d-ck’s defeated
my job’s been completed
but my supplies are depleted
my hand’s all heated
no tissue and i feel cheated
crabwalk of shame, all because i came
came to a dance where i exclaim
guilty of [???], claim to fame in the rap game
the time i came to no acclaim
b-tch, that’s lame

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