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onemanonemic - the youtuber rap battle lyrics

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og youtuber:
it’s been known that i am not a fan of y’all
hand to god, charm is just dead and gone
almost like all your brains off when the cameras on
man, y’all about to get burned like it’s tanacon

look, no sk!lls, y’all just rich and obnoxious
have you boys even heard of video responses?
and did y’all subscribe to ray william johnson?
back when you hit 3-0-1 views it was stopping? remember?

no? of course you don’t cuz i been on this thing before you were alive
back in day before y’all came over from vine
back when we did it for the love and not the dime
i mean the time, when you hit a yellow b-tton to subscribe

oh those were the days back in ‘08
no one cared about the clout or the social blade
now any viral prank video is so fake
everybody vlogged on a flip, no iphone 8

modern vlogger:
it’s a 10, but you gotta stop glorifying the old days
you can’t act like you came out of a gold age
people grinded out content but made like no wage
dude, fred was always poppin on the homepage

your views dropped so you went and made a podcast?
get a new plan, ain’t n-body gonna watch that
but me? i just chill all day like a mall rat
never filled a job app, i don’t need a fallback

yeah, i’m a young entrepreneur
an ig model and vlogger the brands all knock on my door
my personality and looks is what they watching me for
you call me dumb, but it takes smarts not to be poor, right?

kids are gonna click no matter what i post on youtube
whether its a storytime or vlog of some new shoes
you only get views when the thumbnail got two b–bs
and once they click through they find pause like its blues clues

i’m new school, hall of fame
the last time you got views was the harlem shake
the old format ain’t true man, a lot has changed
step back and take a break dude, chocolate rain

so many fans from all over give dollars and pesos
while you’re past your prime i’m still stacking like bezos
when scandals arise, take a few weeks to lay low
then return with halo, their minds are my play dough

og youtuber:
you say you want to be famous and that you’re gonna try
now all of a sudden you’re a-list and in the public eye
but we won’t be surprised we’ve seen it happen all our lives
how many times a child star not end up on a b-mpy ride?

you’re just the newest version of a tragic tale
another clueless person tryna be an alpha male
my dude take my advice, don’t want to see you crash and fail
but you might find out pretty soon that famous isn’t always fair

modern vlogger:
maaaaan stop with all the bad vibes
imma post a photo with a couple pound signs couple seconds get a thou- likes
i’m on cloud nine, i get clout without trying
more power without vine no lie, it’s about time

that a high percent of genz respect me like a kennedy
every day will they message me, they really think they’re friends with me
high school to elementary, they treat me like celebrity
i say i follow back but then i’ll leave em with a read receipt

og youtuber:
sounds like, you’re really in it with the wrong mind
no pride, in the vids you’re posting online
only try to get up the number next to the dollar sign
did it for the vine, now you do it for the watch time

modern vlogger:
every video i put out there is no substance
imma pull a fake stunt and my fans will love it
yeah, my audience is dumb, i take advantage of it
their brains haven’t fully formed, it’s like controlling puppets

og youtuber:
wow, you really are a brat with greed
you just m-ss produce, never a masterpiece
man, i’m just trying to save you from catastrophe
so you don’t end up on the street like you’re k-ssemg (who’s that?)

of course that went over your head
you’re too new to respect pioneers of the net
but then you feel free to take stuff we invent
like how videos end when u cover the lens

i liked it when the only daily vlogger was shay carl

modern vlogger:
who? you mean everyday vlogs like jake paul?
why we gotta focus on these no-names-at all?
like who’s john green and who’s kidrauhl?

og youtuber:
you the apprentice so i trump, i’m biggie, you’re lil pump
like the bed intruder you’re real dumb
you’ll do one upload then disappear for a month
i’ve been here since the rick roll, so i’m never gonna give youtube up

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