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onision - little man syndrome lyrics

this is a song,
about my pain,
about my suffering.

i was born,
divided,

my d-ck is so tiny.

i have to make love,
with the lights out,
and even then,
i hear snickering.

so i am nice,
i cuddle,
i kiss you gently,
and treat you like a queen.

other guys,
they don’t have to try,
because they’re well endowed.

walking proud,
they scream it loud,
you’re better than me,
you’re better than me.

rod: hey this really isn’t doing anything for me can we go ahead and pull out the toys?
vo: sure, no problem, that doesn’t hurt my feelings or anything.
rod: yeah well that’s just it i’m feeling nothing so can you just get something to help?
vo: you know what? why don’t we just take a box cutter and cut my d off because it’s obviously useless.
rod: are you serious? because then you could be like my girlfriend and that would be awesome.
vo: yeah sure i don’t mind being a girl i mean i was practically born one.
rod: oh my god! i’m so excited, but do you mind if i go ahead and start dating a real man now?
vo: yeah, i mean, we can just be friends, whatever.
rod: cool.

you don’t have to, pretend to be h-rny anymore.
you don’t have to, like my p-n-s anymore.

bl–dy box cutter,
my bl–dy box cutter,
look at my blood box cutter,
my bl–dy.

rod: hey, can you go ahead and get out? i’m gonna have s-x with my new boyfriend.
vo: did you want my microp as a suvenier?
rod: yeah no you can just throw it in the garbage disposal on your way out.
vo: ok then… i hope you guys have a great time together.

now let’s end this song, with a really long moaning.

rod: i said, get out!
vo: oh, sorry, bye.’

- onision lyrics

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