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open mike eagle - dishes lyrics

[verse: open mike eagle]
you just uh, you know, but me
i’m just washing dishes
you know, busting suds
that’s what a house husband does
with or without an industry buzz
there’s no forks left
and i contemplated eating with some forceps
i wish i had a corvette like a k!ller rapper
cause rap fables end happily iller after
they’re all still a bachelor with gorilla stature
and there’s no rats’ head code to liver cancer
no clogged drains or broken dog chains
no fog, rain or blacked out ball games
i waited all day ’til the time was right
i let the sun fade, not when it’s shining bright
picked out a beat for a song i would write tonight
and start with a teaspoon or a tiny knife
and then it’s dynamite
instant daydreaming
different time, different day, different place even
i hope aesa never gets into paste eating
he’s from a very old race full of sp-ce heathens
but now it’s late evening
i’m still busting suds
that’s what a house husband does
with pans full of mississippi mud
and other crud that just won’t budge
and maybe i should just grow bud
or rap wearing disco duds
anything to get more buzz
rent an old volkswagen bug
spray paint it gold and try to follow slug on tour
a million ideas but i’m so unsure
if i could only bubble like the soap suds
then i would’ve blown up an any given malady with no known cure
if 50 is a millionaire
i wonder if he ever runs out of silverware
big acts fade away like silverchair
broke rappers go nuts and join the militar-y
somewhere gorilla bear sneaks making mixtape cuts over dilla snares tweaked
but me, i’m just washing dishes
i got wet sleeves
don’t make dishes while i’m scrubbing, that’s a pet peeve (i really, really hate that)
but me, i’m just washing dishes
trying to help around the house more, making income instead of out-pour
enough about my sh-t, let’s talk about yours
let’s talk about yours
(yea, uh, we done)

[outro: alpha mc]
yo man, this the alph-boss, man
alpha mc, swim team rapper/producer
but you know if you doin’ this music independent sh-t
you gotta have a day job, you knowmsayin’?
me, personally, i ship hula hoops, all around the world
it’s a new fitness trend, you knowmsayin’?
we got one pound, two pound hula hoops
decorated with glittery tape, you knowmsayin’?
we ship ’em all around the world
just yesterday, i shipped two hundred hoops to iraq

- open mike eagle lyrics

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