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open mike eagle - middling lyrics

[verse 1]

you old middle of the road -ss
don’t know the code -ss
mid ranged, flat eq, not even low p-ss filtered
you probably like gray better than silver
closet full of short sleeve dress shirts for work
like dagwood or dilbert
if you were a nut, you’d be a filbert
about as edgy as bob the builder
yeah, your whole style’s all b-tter knife
you make jack mcbrayer look like a guttersnipe
you probably get ten types of offended at adult content
in just a friend and do what you like
do some helium
sound of your voice is extra extra medium
anything to dress up your mediocre proscenium
get zesty
i bet you go to karaoke nights and do kiss medleys
and that’s only a bad thing cause you’re the one doing it
your lameness contagious, pick a thing and you’ll ruin it
human silverfish
the last thing you created was a burnt mixed cd of wilson philips hits
low white dull light but wilted filament
if you’re a baby then god d-mn it, take a baby step
good grief, you probably sleep in a safety net
head full of gray berets
dream about winning but in life won’t place a bet

[hook]

so middling, middling, middling
no riddling
blink all night and won’t miss a thing
middling, don’t say no, go for anything
try to find a way to go in between, in between

[verse 2]

your whole style’s all vanilla bean
let’s see you try to fence sit under a guillotine
i’d rather watch nature films where gorillas bring
than see footage of your life’s most chilling scene
okay, that was kinda mean
i just want you to be less like a limabean
if i could i’d use magic or a time machine
to rewind the thing
you wouldn’t want me to, not inspector sp-ce time
just a normal constable
like watching keystone cops move at normal speed
mistaking all mediocrity as normalcy
you sit at home and watch boogie nights without the fist fights or the p-rno scenes
you eat plain frozen yogurt
and won’t know what to do when reality shows are over
i’d like to stick your head in an empty can of folgers
i got with your member card from your local grocer

[hook]

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