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open mike eagle - universe man (feat. serengeti) lyrics

yeah, you can have it all.
you can get the girl.
and if you’re short, you’re the tallest midget in the world.
it’s your orchard, no self torture.
head high like the guy in the new yorker.
though, that guy reminds me of slavery,
i’ll let that inspire me to bravery.
search youtube for reruns of freakazoid.
try not to laugh or even talk,
a lot of people try to get sh-t done at the coffee shop.
good script, man, grab that oscar.
don’t settle for shrimp pans, have that lobster.
but sit straight, or you’ll have bad posture,
and turn into a hunchback,
and d-mn that’s awkward.
more rap advice, i’ll open the coffers
you never have to ask, i’ll just offer.

believe me, i understand.
i lost a couple battles like mc shan.
now my days go according to plan,
powerful man, universe man.
this is not email spam,
or trojan malware that eats up ram.
just follow step one, step two, then bam.
powerful man, universe man.
and it don’t cost three grand.
you don’t have to swear an oath to goat god pan.
you don’t need muscles or a situation tan.
powerful man, universe man.

go easy on the buffalo wings.
do your best to stay out of a juggalo ring.
bring half the intensity mark ruffalo brings,
and you’ll do fine.
a little windex makes your school shoes shine.
or rock ’em all scuffed, the weird kids are artsy,
the jocks are all tough.
had an x-ray and everything the doctor saw sucked.
i still feel awesome, unless i feel weird.
i keep it confident for the s-x appeal, yeah.
walk like a king, a queen if you’re a lady.
it all comes in time like the teeth of a baby,
a little bit of bleeding and crying in between.
after ill meals, there’s still appliances to clean,
no, trash in the blue,
recycling in the green.
now, go out there and be somebody.

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