opm - heaven is a halfpipe lyrics
[hook]
if i die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
’cause right now on earth i can’t do jack
without the man up on my back
[verse 1: john e. necro]
now heaven would be a dj
spinning dub all night long
and heaven would be just kicking back
with jesus packing my bong
and if you don’t believe in jesus; then muhammad or buddha too
and while the world is warring
we just sit back and laugh at you, singing…
[hook]
if i die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
’cause right now on earth i can’t do jack
without the man up on my back
[verse 2]
now when most people think of heaven
they see those pearly gates
but i looked a little closer
and there’s a sign that says “do not skate”
so if you wanna come to my heaven
where we all gonna have a ball
and everyone you know is welcome
‘cause we got no gates or walls, singing…
[hook]
if i die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
’cause right now on earth i can’t do sh-t
without the man f-cking with it
[verse 3]
then i got to the gate
pulled out a list that i’d been callin’ fate
i’m sorry friend you can’t come in
you got a list here that doesn’t end
you’re mad ‘cause i smoked dope?
you teachin’ any cl-sses in how to cope?
i find a place to rest my head
i’d rather be alone now that i’m dead
like christian hosoi way back in ‘87
we’ll be busting christ air’s until we get to heaven
you think i really care that i missed biology?
got my education in stale fishology
with all your rules, you gots to chill
i’m gonna twist out like mike mcgill
gonna twist out ‘cause i got the sk!lls
gonna twist out ‘cause i got the sk!lls…
got the sk!lls, got the sk!lls
got the sk!lls, got the sk!lls
heaven is a halfpipe
[hook]
if i die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
’cause right now on earth i can’t do jack
without the man up on my back
if i die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
’cause right now on earth i can’t do sh-t
without the man f-cking with it
if i die before i wake
at least in heaven i can skate
’cause right now on earth i can’t do sh-t
without the man f-cking with it
Random Lyrics
- carter d - rough and low lyrics
- oomph! - sex (radio per version) lyrics
- def bond - demain je meurs lyrics
- data mc - green eyes lyrics
- hunter mafuso - nicki minja lyrics
- dubpen-i-tration - stanky b*tch lyrics
- taste 2 - cigarja lyrics
- teflon dan - cash money lyrics
- osasto-jt - sen on ojt lyrics
- paul mccartney & wings - tomorrow lyrics