oreo (solo / the loonatics) - mean mr. mustard lyrics

[verse 1]
mean mister mustard sleeps in the park
shaves in the dark trying to save paper
sleeps in a hole in the road
saving up to buy some clothes
keeps a ten+bob note up his nose
such a mean old man
such a mean old man

[verse 2]
his sister pam works in a shop
she never stops, she’s a go+getter
takes him out to look at the queen
only place that he’s ever been
always shouts out something obscene
such a dirty old man
dirty old man