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original broadway cast of beetlejuice - creepy old guy lyrics

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[lydia]
way back when
i was just ten
simple and sweet
everywhere
fellas would stare
out on the street
and i felt used
kinda confused
i would refuse to look in their eyes
but now i really love creepy old guys!

[all]
we all do!

[barbara]
gum disease

[delia]
skin like grilled cheese

[lydia]
saggy old -sses!

[delia, spoken]
saggy old -sses!

[lydia]
it’s cute and vile-

[delia & barbara]
“hey baby, smile!”

[lydia]
to each girl that p-sses!

[delia]
(wolf-whistling)

[lydia]
they make me blush!

[barbara]
can’t get enough!

[lydia]
now one of ‘em loves me, wants to be mine!

[barbara and delia]
that’s right!

[lydia]
marrying my own creepy old guy!

[betelgeuse, spoken]
i’m a creepy old guy!

[lydia]
my creepy old guy, my creepy old guy
i’m so happy i could cry!

[barbara & delia]
girls may seem disgusted, but we’re actually just shy!

[lydia]
my creepy old groom!

[barbara]
creepy old groom!

[barbara & lydia]
play that wedding tune

[lydia]
hey folks, step aside!

[betelgeuse, spoken]
i am older, but i’m glad i waited!

[lydia]
‘cuz here comes the bride!
i am marrying my creepy old guy

[the others]
creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy

[lydia]
my creepy old guy!

[the others]
creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy!

[lydia]
fix his hair
get him prepared
for armageddon

[barbara]
sure, the groom
crawled out of a tomb-

[delia]
but hey, hey, it’s a wedding!

[lydia]
so dim the lights
pick up some rice
say something nice!
it’s my day to shine
i’m getting hitched to my creepy old guy!

[betelgeuse, spoken]
it’s showtime!

[barbara & delia]
creepy old guy, creepy old guy
she’s marrying a creepy old guy!

[charles]
have you guys seen “lolita”?
this is just like that, but fine!

[the others]
creepy old dude, creepy old dude
our faith has been renewed
now love is alive!

[lydia]
wave your baby girl goodbye
i am walking down the aisle
i wanna see a tear in every eye as i p-ss by
i know that on the outside he’s disgusting
and even on the inside, he’s disgusting
but i know that this time, i’m makin’ it right

[the others]
making it right, making it right!

[lydia]
with my family by my side

[dance break with betelgeuse and the game show audience of skeletons.]

[betelgeuse]
o-m-g
dressed to a “t”
fancy and formal
i found me a wife
l’chaim! to life!
this is so normal!
i was ignored
but now, i’m adored!
‘cause i extorted, tortured, and lied
give it up for my underage bride!

[the others]
here comes the bride
here comes the bride
god be glorified!

[all (including betelgeuse and lydia)]
i can’t believe some cultures think this kind of thing’s alright

[lydia]
my creepy old guy
my creepy old guy
doesn’t he deserve a chance at life?

[betelgeuse]
oh yeah, that’s right!

[others]
yeah, that’s right!

[lydia]
let’s make him alive!
i am marrying my creepy old guy!

[the others]
guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy!
guy, guy!

[betlegeuse, spoken]
i have chills!

[all]
yeeeeeeeeah!

- original broadway cast of beetlejuice lyrics

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