
original broadway cast of beetlejuice - everything is kinda “meh” lyrics
t+dog:
(spoken) girl. you dead
boy inferno:
(spoken) so dead
t+dog:
(spoken) and now you just arrived in the netherworld
you’re feeling confused, discombobulated
what’s gonna happen? what’s it like here?
well let us tell ya+
j+rock:
girl, we’re glad you made it
i gotta say life’s overrated
welcome to a place that screams, “yeah, maybe this will do”
snake:
check your mortal baggage
welcome to a land that’s always average
so just relax and let us micromanage you
t+dog:
thеre are so many regulations
thе netherworld is gonna test your patience
is this heaven or h+ll?
all:
it’s impossible to tell!
t+dog:
’cause everything is ‘meh’
robot:
yo everything is meh
t+dog:
it’s neither here
it’s neither there
robot:
it’s neither here
it’s neither there
t+dog:
no there isn’t any crime
t+rock(?):
all buses run on time
snake(?):
every radio plays cher
robot:
yo, it could be worse
t+dog:
no one here is motivated
boy inferno:
no!
t+dog:
it’s like, we’re heavily sedated
robot:
it feels good
boy inferno:
and you know everyday is the same situation
t+dog:
what would i give for some variation
malcolm:
throw your hands in the air
boy inferno:
nah
t+dog:
wave ’em around like you just don’t care
boy inferno:
ugh
t+dog & malcolm:
tell if you’re feeling good
boy inferno:
not really
t+dog & malcolm:
make some noise if yall can feel me
boy inferno:
groan
t+dog:
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
robot:
yo yo yo yo we are ‘boy inferno’
boy inferno:
inferno
robot:
we are here to say welcome, this is+
t+dog:
t+dog
snake:
snake
j+rock:
j+rock
robot:
robot
malcolm:
and malcolm
t+dog:
i’m the singer
j+rock:
i’m the hottie
robot: i’m the rapper on this track, yo
malcolm:
i’m 36 so i stay up the back, yo
robot:
the netherworld, your new home for now ’til eternity
boy inferno:
where everything is meh
robot:
yo, except for our ‘her+monies’
boy inferno:
(trademark)
robot:
we were on the top of our game
when the plane we were traveling on burst into flame
boy inferno:
it’s ironic
robot:
considering our name ya live and learn, though
boy inferno:
never should’ve called ourself boy inferno
robot:
so settle in don’t cha worry ’bout nothin’
robot:
no+
boy inferno: pleasure
robot:
no+
boy inferno:
pain
robot:
all+
boy inferno:
turkey
robot:
no+
boy inferno:
no stuffin’
boy inferno & ensemble:
everything’s lame in the netherworld
t+dog: oh, its so lame
boy inferno & ensemble:
pretty much permanent rain in the nether world
t+dog:
every gal and girl and every fella better grab an umbrella
boy inferno & ensemble:
n0body can age
t+dog: n0body
boy inferno & ensemble:
everyone’s on minimum wage
t+dog:
that’s fair
boy inferno & ensemble:
absolutely no one gets laid in the netherworld
t+dog:
n0body gets laid!
boy inferno & ensemble:
n0body cares in the netherworld
t+dog:
n0body cares
boy inferno & ensemble:
you’ll never get eaten by bears in the netherworld
t+dog:
there ain’t any bears ’round here
boy inferno & ensemble:
each day’s the same
t+dog:
yeah
boy inferno & ensemble:
we can’t remember anyone’s name
t+dog:
n0body’s name
boy inferno & ensemble:
and we wish that we never came to the netherworld
t+dog:
yeah
all:
welcome
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