original broadway cast of hands on a hardbody - hands on a hardbody lyrics
[frank]
well, she’s a boot scootin’
rootin tootin
low ridin’
high falutin’
pretty little so and so
she’s a drop dead
cherry read
extra room there in her bed
wrapped up like a christmas bow
one look and you’re a goner
cause she’s got no miles on her
and you can drive her home for free
from the showroom to the stands
even fans got their plans
everybody wants their hands on a
hardbody!
[frank & mike]
everybody’s screamin’ for the hardbody!
dreamin’ that they’re drivin’ home that hot rod hottie!
little bit a dreamin’ never hurt n-body!
man, she’s comin’ home with me!
and you know under the hood
she’ll be lookin’ just as good
but man, she’s just too hot to touch!
[frank]
it’s a chance a texan takes
she might make you pump your brakes
but-
[frank & mike]
-she always comes through in the clutch!
[mike]
she’ll keep you standin’ there for hours
without benefit of showers
just to play a game of
[frank & mike]
wait and see
[mike
it looks easy, but it ain’t
[frank]
it takes the patience of a saint
[frank & mike]
it’s like watchin’ dryin’ paint
to win that hardbody!
everybody’s gunnin’ for that hardbody!
fryin’ in the sun here for that hot rod hottie!
you can keep your porsches and your maseratis!
she’ll get me where i need to go!
[mike]
yeah, if i had it my way
i’d be drivin’ down that highway
honkin’ so the people can see
sayin’, “looky here, i got one!
oh man, ain’t she a hot one?”
see that gal there ridin’ shotgun
in my hardbody!
[frank]
and once you get inside her
man, you know you’ll wanna ride her
if you’re nice, i’ll let you ride with me
[frank & mike]
everybody in the stands
all you fans, clap your hands
who’s gonna get their hands on a hardbody?!
everybody’s screamin’ for that hardbody!
dreamin’ that they’re drivin’ home that hot rod hottie!
little bit a dreamin’ never hurt n-body!
[mike]
man, she’s comin’ home with me!
[frank]
she’s comin’ home with me!
[frank & mike]
she’s comin’ home with me!
she’s a boot scootin’ rootin’ tootin’
high falutin’ hottie!
now, who’s gonna get their hands on that hardbody?
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