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original cast of boy meets boy - clarence's turn lyrics

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[clarence]
when is it gonna be clarence’s turn?
clarence’s turn
should now appear!
grasping for good luck and choking with bad
clarence’s had
it up to here!
isn’t it time it was clarence’s turn?
clarence’s turn
is overdue!
so many times has clarence been left out in the cold
clarence’s turning blue!
me… who’s my favorite person? still me…
though of late i’ve been starting to see
in my life of perfection
there’s one little problem
i.e…

n0body likes me
everybody hates me
they all turn me down, stand me up
tell me off, put down on
overlook me, and it strikes me
that it just might be fun
fun for everyone
if they all could be got
and be put in a pot
full of boiling fat!
no, you can’t do that…
(spoken)
it’s not nice
i’m not nice
well… it’s not my fault…
(sung)
i’d’ve been nicer
if i’d’ve been simpler
contented to be healthy
a little less wealthy
a little more wise

and i’d’ve been simpler
if i’d’ve been breezier
if i’d’ve been easier
on the eyes

and i’d’ve been lovelier
if i’d’ve been harry
or possibly cary
or gary
or barry
or larry
or one of those guys!

but what kind of parents
would call their son clarence?
well, you ought to try that on for size
and you might begin to realize
how a name like that can mold you
enfold you
and hold you
like a vice!
oh, there’s no telling what i’d’ve been
if i’d’ve been
just nice!

for a plausible change of heart
it’s a gesture that you need–
clarence, time’s running out;
how about a boy scout good deed?
(spoken)
why not? i’m desperate!
(sung)
who’d like a good deed done?
some favor they need done?
doesn’t anyone want helping out?
wouldn’t you know? there’s not a soul about!
who when i say, “who can i help?”
needs my help?
oh, who? who? who? who? who?
[casey enters]
(spoken)
…you!

(sung)
make room, everybody, for clarence’s turn
clarence’s turn
is on it’s way!
you’ll see the kind of person that you ain’t seen for years!
oh yes indeed and guaranteed to turn off the tears!
cause trouble’s through when good-deed-doing clarence appears!
clarence’s nice!
that’s what you’ll say!
clarence’s turning out okay!



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