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original cast of why am i so single - meet market lyrics

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[ensemble member]
good food, good coffee
great conversation
i’m into
good food, good coffee
great conversation

[ensemble member]
south london, born and bred
south london
south london, born and bred
south london

[ensemble member]
five nine!

[ensemble member]
five ten!

[ensemble member]
six four!

[ensemble member]
i like pineapple on pizza!

[ensemble]
welcome to the meet market!
[ensemble member]
is anyone buying
a quality guy in
the market today?

[ensemble]
(meet market)

[ensemble member]
i’m tasty and tender
a verified vendor so
come and say ‘hey’!

[ensemble]
(meet market)

[ensemble member]
so you’re shopping local?
well, i’m a rare bloke
i live one mile away

[ensemble]
(meet market)

[ensemble]
i’m good enough to eat so
i know i can meet somebody at the
meet market
[nancy]
now then
tell me what you think of my display?

[oliver]
well, okay

[nancy]
a picture of me working out
to show me at my best

[oliver]
incred

[nancy]
a picture of me laughing
so they don’t know i’m depressed

[oliver]
i’m dead

[nancy]
then three of me confirming that i’m hot
and then a meme from ‘gilmore girls’

[oliver]
okay, you’re perfect
i can’t cope, i’m going to scream
[nancy]
you go!

[oliver]
so here i’ve got the hunky
s+xy, stubbly dude
then four more, just the same

[nancy]
woah!

[oliver]
yeah, that last one’s a nude

[nancy]
okay, they’re great
but they’re not really you
why not add some pics in dresses?

[oliver]
what?

[nancy]
just one or two!

[oliver]
show them real authentic me?
you’ve clearly not frequented the

[all]
meet market!

i’m looking to find a
sausage to grind a
[?]

[ensemble]
(meet market)
[?]

[nancy]
yikes!
well, why don’t we see how we’re selling?
any likes?

[oliver]
yeah, one boy liked me!
how about you?

[nancy]
oh, it sucks
everyone’s a pig

[oliver]
let’s see
oh my gosh!
hundreds of people have liked you
come on!
take this little piggy to market with ya

[nancy]
alright then
fine

[oliver]
what about him?

[nancy]
no!

[oliver]
him?

[nancy]
no!

[oliver]
why not him?

[nancy]
ew!

[oliver]
oh, come on nancy
just match with a few
of these guys
they’re so hot

[nancy]
hmm
trust me they’re not

[oliver]
go on!

[nancy]
fine
“hey!”

[oliver]
ooh, they’re replying!
yay!

[ensemble member]
“send pics of your melons.”

[nancy]
that’s right
it’s pure h+ll inside the

[all]
meet market!

[ensemble member]
“great bod, great face
wanna come to my place?”

[nancy]
“no.”

[ensemble member]
good, ‘cause you’re a sl+t

[all]
meet market!

[ensemble member]
“have you tried reading nietzsche?
maybe i could teach ya?”

[nancy]
i have a philosophy degree

[all]
meet market!

[ensemble member]
i’m the kind of guy
i’m sure your dad would adore

[nancy]
well, he’s not around anymore

[ensemble member]
daddy issues?

[ensemble]
score!
meet market!
where the dread is existential
and shopping is essential
[?]
meet market!

[oliver]
let’s see who you’re chatting to

[nancy]
this guy!

[oliver]
show me
oh, god!
he’s+

[nancy]
what?
i think he’s pretty funny

[oliver]
god i hate to say it
but he’s not

[nancy]
okay, but he’s pretty hot

[oliver]
he’s not as hot as you

[nancy]
that’s true
but what have i got to lose?

[oliver]
he’s such a snooze!

[nancy]
okay, but what about you?

[oliver]
my [] app is sick as well

[nancy]
oh no, that sucks
i’m sorry

[oliver]
yeah, he’s all like
“ooh, where did you grow up?”
and i’m like
“?”

[nancy]
wait, he’s only making conversation?

[oliver]
one that’s really boring!

[nancy]
oliver, give him a chance!

[oliver]
no, why should i be snoring?
when i’d rather dance!

[nancy]
he’s into you
and he seems great
why not just
ask him on a date?

i know you’re scared
bu if you ask
you might not leave
with an empty basket

[oliver]
yes, i’ll go for someone
who, deep down, i know
i’m not into them
moan about when it’s done
does that remind you of someone?

[ensemble]
(meet market)
[?]

- original cast of why am i so single lyrics

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