original cast of zombie prom - come join us lyrics
voiceover:
this is the national broadcasting network….
stage manager:
camera two…go!
ramona & the motorwise guys:
come join us for the show, folks
come join us for a tale of calamity
come join us for the scoop
ramona:
it’s no surprise
the world relies
upon the guys
from motorwise!
ramona & the motorwise guys:
come along and join us!
ramona:
te’ qiero, america!
ramona & the motorwise guys:
come join us for the glow, folks
resulting from a nuclear tragedy
come join us in the goop
ramona:
this high school goo
is brought to you
by all those who
wear….
motorwise guys:
green and blue!
ramona & the motorwise guys:
come along and join us —
tonight!
stage manager:
camera three…go!
eddie:
jonny warner, age eighteen
tell us of this age old scene
boy meets girl
boy gets dumped
boy then takes a headlong dive
leaving all the critics stumped
boy comes back from death alive!
girl’s upset
boy’s perplexed
no one knows what happens next
seems his happy ending
is…
…pending
stage manager:
ramona! camera three…go!
ramona and the motorwise guys:
now jonny’s feeling low, folks
returned, he’s found his life’s a catastrophe
he’s landed in the soup
ramona:
his love is true
for you-know-who
as ours is too
for serving…
ramona & the motorwise guys:
you!
come along and join us —
tonight!
stage manager:
camera two…go!
eddie:
so you say your girl’s in a stew, jonny boy
put off by your toxic veneer
so you say it’s probably through, jonny boy
but where do you go from here?
where do you go from here?
jonny:
(stammering)
well, i…
onstage announcer:
we’ll be back for that answer after this brief commercial
message! and here’s ramona merengue with a word from true blue
cigarettes — now with breath-freshening menthol!!
ramona:
true blue —
only one nickel a box….
true blue —
filtered for your health
eddie:
hey you! sweetheart! you know this place?
stage manager:
“our lady of divine masochism?”
eddie:
it’s a catholic orphanage. i need the phone number
stage manager:
what do i look like? your errand boy? do it yourself
ramona:
there’s nothing like a true blue smoke!
i love a true blue…
(cough)
…man!
eddie:
(back on the air)
so the question, mr. warner
now that push has come to shove —
should you go on chasing dreams
or should you say good-bye to love?
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