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ororo mohawk - mark critch lyrics

bmw

big metis woman

stick a lit wick in my sh-t cause i love scented candles
all of my boyfriends’ moustaches have had handles
you know i got a tiny paynus like derick lengwenus
if all men are dogs can i sniff ya -n-s?
yeah my pasta’s al dente my fruits are fermente
and all the fly girls say a-weird is caliente
celestial seasonings sleepy time tea
i stay woke b-tch so it’s none for me
self-determination is the basis of a nation’s greatness show no patience when i’m takin these paychecks politics’s fanfics: i advocate g-y s-x
she textin mixed messages blowin up my phone
but baby girl so sweet she could host on the zone
she got a bannock bum, say she from the deh cho
so i looked right in her eyes and played shawn desman’s ‘let’s go’

take a sh-t in a bowl and eat it like ice cream
my tiny p-n-s so stanky it be makin ya wife scream
you’re speechless
you don’t know how ta answer ta
the spiritual successor to jeru the damaja
so now i might have to get on this mic to micromanage ya
yer spongebob at his aperture (krabs: “you understand-ager?”)
i’m callin it early so cash in ya chips
your 11th hour’s reduced to 22 minutes like mark critch

harlan pepper’s slingin shots, the bartender’s got a mullet
let’s take out a $20 and live life to the fullest
yeah i squat like a gopnik at a hot topic
rock like a rocket in the front of my pocket
fraud like kenneth branaugh’s gilderoy lockhart
when my -ss gets itchy i wipe it on a post
(which every now and then gets possessed by ghosts)
my gynecologist suggested i become chinese
when i finally relented she said, ‘here take these.’
i swished my p-ss in a cup popped the pills in n swigged it next thing y’know i started to feel real literate

wo hen gui gui [“i am fancy”]
wo de lusht de nu’er shi’er sui [“my lawyer’s daughter is twelve years old”]
wo shengchu kafei [“i give birth to coffee”]
ta he [“she drinks”]
wo xiao ta [“i laugh at her”]
wo de linghun shi heise de [“my soul is black”]

i’m guy mariano doin nosegrinds on pianos
i’m a fat f-ck i pull up tony soprano
ignoramuses are askin whether or not i’m famous
so i rephrase the query back into they -n-s
my grandpappy was happy with the way i clap slappys
he’s an emotional tree: his congratz was sappy
like a directionless bakery i make too much bread
you at a corrections facility givin inmates head

d-mn near got arrested on government property
but the comptroller general knew there just ain’t no stoppin me
$44o mill charged to the corporate credit card
told shorty to chill and so i sent her to reddi-mart

i got beautiful imagery like khaleesi’s supple br–sts
i literally spit colours #baebea, nothin but the best don’t believe me lahey? #d1dcff
clappin and rappin dactylic tetrameter
what’s happened is i’m invested in arrestin you amateurs
i’m internationally known for eatin pizza
furthermore i’m famous for defeatin frieza
yeah i got more rhymes than the planet’s got tomatoes i’m high cl-ss cream like seafood alfredo
you got a pedophile uncle and he’s out to molest me
rap game kfc: i wield the mythical recipe
doin mental backflips like tish katsufrakis
i’ll f-ck you in the face with a godd-mn cactus

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