oscar brand - parties, banquets and balls lyrics
[verse 1]
there was a man from the county claire
a n0bleman beyond compare
he was famous everywhere
as a man with prodigious
[chorus]
parties, banquets and b+lls, me boys
parties, banquets and b+lls
parties and banquets and banquets and parties
and b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
[verse 2]
oh, they were large, and they were red
round as the sun and heavy as lead
he could swing them around his head
this man with prodigious
[chorus]
parties, banquets and b+lls, me boys
parties, banquets and b+lls
parties and banquets and banquеts and parties
and b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
[verse 3]
one day while walking down thе street
a fair young maid he chanced to meet
she thought it would be a delectable treat
to twirl his prodigious
[chorus]
parties, banquets and b+lls, me boys
parties, banquets and b+lls
parties and banquets and banquets and parties
and b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
[verse 4]
she twirled them up and she twirled them down
she twirled them square, she twirled them round
alas, she was crushed by a great rebound
of the really prodigious
[chorus]
parties, banquets and b+lls, me boys
parties, banquets and b+lls
parties and banquets and banquets and parties
and b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
[verse 5]
at first a shriek and then a yell
the police came on and on him fell
they locked him up in a dungeon cell
with a ten+pound chain on his
[chorus]
parties, banquets and b+lls, me boys
parties, banquets and b+lls
parties and banquets and banquets and parties
and b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
[verse 6]
and now he sits in [?]
and eye’s them all with a twisted smile
and he sighs and thinks once in a while
of the maiden who played with his
[chorus]
parties, banquets and b+lls, me boys
parties, banquets and b+lls
parties and banquets and banquets and parties
and b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
[verse 7]
so, if your well+endowed take heed
respect the sack, protect the seed
no matter how those girls may beg and plead
don’t let them play with your
[chorus]
parties, banquets and b+lls, me boys
parties, banquets and b+lls
parties and banquets and banquets and parties
and b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
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