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oscar brand - the more vulgar-minded lyrics

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[verse 1]
she went for a ride in a morgan
the chauffer was named sonny jim
he fooled with her s+xual organ
the more vulgar minded say quim

[verse 2]
now she had a figure imperial
and men beat a path to her box
but she came down with sickness venereal
the more vulgar minded say pox
[verse 3]
her efforts got honorable mention
why there wasn’t a man she would scorn
one look and they came to attention
the more vulgar minded say h+rn

[verse 4]
they would crowd just to watch her make water
’twas a spectacle charming to see
she could leak for a mile and a quarter
the more vulgar minded say pee

[verse 5]
one night the good fairy came riding
and offered a wish to the lass
while she sat on her b+ttock deciding
the more vulgar minded say ass

[verse 6]
she said, “were i built like an elephant
up to heaven i’d go
i’d sit on the edge of creation
and drop t+rds on those b+gg+rs below

[verse 7]
in spite of the slimmest of chances
she’s passed o’er the heavenly walls
and now she’s the belle of the dances
the more vulgar minded say b+lls

- oscar brand lyrics

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