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oscar brand - turalai lyrics

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[verse 1]
the enlisted men ride in a motor launch
the captain he rides in a barge
he don’t go a d+mned sight faster
but it gives the old b+gg+r a charge

[chorus]
singing toorali, oorali, oorali
toorali, ooraliay
toorali, oorali, oorali
toorali ooraliay
[verse 2]
the enlisted men ride in a motorboat
the admiral rides in a gig
he don’t go a d+mned sight faster
but it makes the old b+gg+r feel big

[chorus]
singing toorali, oorali, oorali
toorali, ooraliay
toorali, oorali, oorali
toorali ooraliay

[verse 3]
the enlisted men eat in the wardroom
but the captain won’t eat with the mob
it ain’t that he eats any better
he don’t want us to know he’s a slob

[chorus]
singing toorali, oorali, oorali
toorali, ooraliay
toorali, oorali, oorali
toorali ooraliay

[verse 4]
the enlisted men sleep in their hammocks
the captain he sleeps in a bed
it ain’t that he sleeps any better
but he’s twenty feet nearer the head
[chorus]
singing toorali, oorali, oorali
toorali, ooraliay
toorali, oorali, oorali
toorali ooraliay

[verse 5]
now, the s+xual life of the camel
is not quite what everyone thinks
one night in an excess of passion
he tried to deflower the sphinx

[chorus]
singing toorali, oorali, oorali
toorali, ooraliay
toorali, oorali, oorali
toorali ooraliay

[verse 6]
now, the sphinx’s posterior regions
are clogged by the sands of the nile
which accounts for the hump on the camel
and the sphinx’s inscrutable smile

[chorus]
singing toorali, oorali, oorali
toorali, ooraliay
toorali, oorali, oorali
toorali ooraliay
[verse 7]
in the process of civilization
from anthropoid ape down to man
the palm is awarded the navy
for b+gg+ring whatever it can

[chorus]
singing toorali, oorali, oorali
toorali, ooraliay
toorali, oorali, oorali
toorali ooraliay

[verse 8]
further experimentation
has incontrovertibly shown
that comparative safety on shipboard
is enjoyed by the hedgehog alone

[chorus]
singing toorali, oorali, oorali
toorali, ooraliay
toorali, oorali, oorali
toorali ooraliay

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