osu! virgin gang - uno lyrics
[hook x2]
i heard a wise man once said: if there’s a hole there’s a goal
unless that b+tch is a trap, in that case i gotta go
and if you’re tryna talk to me there’s one thing you gotta know
i got no real life b+tches i got less than uno
[verse 1]
party like a wedding. you the bride and i’m the groom
later tonight we making babies in just one single room
getting married in december you know we f+cking till june
and by the end you will be transformed like sailor moon
all my homework done on kami
got two wrong its double whammy
b+tch i’m boutta win a grammy
rich like batman vigilante
yeah i sniff anime panties
getting smothered in the f+nny
i got all the nooks and crannies
i keep it rustic and not fancy (ay ay)
[hook]
i heard a wise man once said: if there’s a hole there’s a goal
unless that b+tch is a trap, in that case i gotta go
and if you’re tryna talk to me there’s one thing you gotta know
i got no real life b+tches i got less than uno
[verse 2]
i never miss just like i’m a sharpshooter
pull up to to the party in a new razor scooter
my big brain is vibing don’t need any tutor
it’s clear that you and i don’t got the same humor
me and the boys are all still permanent virgins
it’s actually a blessing and not too heavy of a burden
but times are changing now and we can never certain
can you please just show me if the carpets match the curtains
[bridge]
look, you know that i really don’t want to be pushy
but i hate talking so give me the p+ssy
i know you hiding those tits under that hoodie, like
lift that sh+t up b+tch i’m trying to get a lookie
like…
[verse 3]
anime p+ssy so good tasting its like a mcnugget
rem’s thighs looking so thicc i really wanna f+ck it
but i know that’ll never happen so i’m just thinking “what if”
what if i got that re:zero b+tch on her knees to suck it
she like a mcchicken cuz that p+ssy i’m eatin’ like
no i ain’t kiddin, man b+tch i am in it
she gave me her kitten
it’s dripping my cum yeah she sippin it
its a drink
my girls ain’t real and they have never been, not real but i’m f+ckin it, she want me to cum in it but i came in 2 seconds i’m done with it
[hook]
i heard a wise man once said: if there’s a hole there’s a goal
unless that b+tch is a trap, in that case i gotta go
and if you’re tryna talk to me there’s one thing you gotta know
i got no real life b+tches i got less than uno
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