our fifty states project - retirement paradise lyrics
[verse]
when i turn 65, i’m moving to paradise
i got my 401k, roth ira, and maybe social security (probably not)
[pre+chorus]
i’m moving to florida, where the weather is always nice
i’m moving to florida ’cause it’s retirement paradise
[chorus]
oh, retirement paradise
retirement paradise
la la la la la la la
it’s retirement paradise
[verse]
i’ll get a condo in a gated senior community
i’ll bump uglies with widows just like me
we’ll drink too many mai tais, forgetting it’s the end of our lives
[pre+chorus]
’cause i’m moving to florida, the beach is down the street
i’m moving to florida, those low taxes can’t be beat
[chorus]
it’s retirement paradise
retirement paradise
la la la la la la la
it’s retirement paradise
[verse]
i’ll get good deals on all of my medicine
frequent a chain restaurant, maybe olive garden
[pre+chorus]
i’m moving to florida, sunshine walks everyday
i’m moving to florida, cheap health insurance can’t get away
[chorus]
oh, retirement paradise
retirement paradise
la la la la la la la
it’s retirement paradise
[bridge]
sure, the people are crazy
politics is a joke
but goddammit, i’m so d+mn old
so let me become part of the florida mold
[pre+chorus]
i’m moving to florida, where the weather is always nice
i’m moving to florida, it’s an old person’s paradise
[chorus]
oh, retirement paradise
retirement paradise
la la la la la la la
it’s retirement paradise
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