out of order (ska band) - chia pet lyrics
(first 2 paragraphs only present on “out of order” release)
you guys wanna do chia pet?
yeah!
i mean you guys wanna do chia pet?
yeah!
travis, give me some of that funky bassline chia pet right now m++f+!
i like chia pets they are cool
i like chia pets they are cool
i like chia pets they are cool
i like chia pets they are cool
here we go!
if i had a chia pet i’d be so cool
i’d take him for a walk in my little turtle pool
his or her name would be gertrude
i love sprouting plants that protrude
oh gertrude, my chia pet
i’ll keep you so moist and wet
oh gertrude, my chia pet
i’m so glad that we have met
why’d i buy a chia pet it just emptied by wallet
i cared for it night and day and yesterday i found out it was gay
i hate that stupid sheep just wanna smash it to a heap
i hate that chia pet just wanna junk it
chia pets are your best investment
tons of enjoyment you’ll receive from it
it may only be a clay sheep at first
just water and wash the plants burst
oh gertrude, my chia pet
i’ll keep you so moist and wet
oh gertrude, my chia pet
i’m so glad that we have met
why’d i buy a chia pet it just emptied by wallet
i cared for it night and day and yesterday i found out it was gay
i hate that stupid sheep just wanna smash it to a heap
i hate that chia pet just wanna junk it
chia pet (x3)
i like chia pets they are cool
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