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outlaw - she looks better after every beer lyrics

[intro]
keep it on goin’
keep it on goin’
keep it on goin’
keep+keep+keep it on goin’
yellow
keep it on goin’
keep it on goin’
keep it on goin’
keep+keep+keep

[chorus]
well i met her at a bar
we made it in her car
where everything was good ’til my buzz went afar
i looked at her face and what did i see?
it looked like a cow all the way from tennessee
i hopped in my truck [?] some trunks
i couldn’t believe what i done just done

[verse 1]
my boys made up somethin’ bigger than the sun
now i understand why my legs went numb
couple days later i was itchin’ for some fun
thought i’d go to church and maybe pick up a nun
but that didn’t happen ’cause you know who was theres?
the same dang girl size 50 underwears
she put me on her shoulder like a bag of tomatoes
we went to [?] all the beer and potatoes
i got so drunk ’cause the beer was ice cold
nothin’ [?] ’cause she wouldn’t let me go

[bridge]
like all them taters she went to the pot i was real close and all i heard was fartin’
smelled like the rear end of a dead squirrel
then somethin’ weird happened in my eyes and she came out lookin’ like donna
she was smokin’ baby
yellow

[verese 2]
i looked at her and she looked at me
eyes lit up like a christmas tree
i walked up to her said “honeybee
don’t you worry next round’s on me”
started takin’ pictures of the tasty brew
i drank so much that i had to use a lou
i peed all over that toilet seat
and i didn’t even clean it ’cause i couldn’t miss a pinch
she started lookin’ better after every beer
a h+ll lot better than a white tail deer
if i wasn’t so drunk i’da made her my wife
even though sober she’s a fat betty white
that big ol’ hunk of woman said it’s time to go
she lifted me up and stumbled ‘cross the floor
i reached in my pocket and threw a fat tip
we got out side and this is what we did

[chorus]
we [?] old bar
we made love in her car
my buzz was still good from all that pbr
i looked in her face and what did i see?
she looked like a model all the way from italy
i hopped in my truck and hollered i was done
i couldn’t believe what i done just done
i made love with someone with a motor for a bum
now we’re expectin’ a little little son

[outro]
well moral of the story y’all is
instead of makin’ love to a cow from a bar
ha, you’re better off makin’ love to a cow from a farm
ha, it’s uh, it’s cheaper and uh, well kinda feels good too
moo
oh, shut up, keep it on goin’

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