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øwen øcelot - mayo chicken lyrics

[intro]
see, the thing about all this is
i never meant any harm
i just wanted my mayo chicken

[verse]
i took a walk to maccies, the closest one to me
got through the doors and went over to a screen
scrolled through the menu to decide what i should eat
saw a lovely mayo chicken, thought that’d do me
cl!cked on “customise” and said goodbye to the mayonnaise
also got rid of the lettuce, gotta do that all straightaway
and if it had no cheese it would feel like a rainy day
so i put it straight on, now i’m ready to pay
now i’ve paid for my food all i have to do is wait
this is the part of fast food i always really hate
i know that the food takes time to make
but the fact i can’t have it now, it’s tough to take
starting to get agitated, i’ve waited an eternity
rage is building up this is becoming an emergency
on the outside i’m fine but i’m firing up internally
i’ve hit my breaking point, it’s all coming out verbally
i try to keep it calm but i can only see red
i scream at the cooks and in hindsight i regret
i jump over the counter and swing for one of their heads
it’s at this point i’m most certainly a threat
one of them looks at me and says they’re doing their best
i went over to that man and head+b+tted him in the chest
he’s now laying on the floor looking like he’s been possessed
little did i know i’ve started a chain of unrest
now the guy’s not moving i don’t know what to do
someone comes over to help, so i head+b+tt him too
now i’m being ganged up on by the whole maccies crew
whatever’s about to happen i won’t be able to undo
i grab some chicken nuggets and i chuck them in their faces
squirt oil in their eyes to put them in their places
while they’re blinded i show my athletic greatness
by sprinting out the door without leaving any traces
but when i leave the building there’s a gang just outside
one of them looks at me and says “oi bruv do you want to die?”
i quickly turn and run but they’re following right behind
i spot that in their hands they’re all holding knives
i trip over on the pavement and i fear this is the end
they’re all surrounding me and i have no way to defend
i close my eyes thinking “i did not intend
for my life to end this way, this i never meant”
[outro]
but wait, i open my eyes and they’re all running away
a maccies employee is sprinting down the pavement with a tray
when he gets to me he looked at me to say
“here’s your mayo chicken, sorry about the wait.”

- owen ocelot lyrics

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