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p - neurodivergent freestyle lyrics

[part i]

[intro: p, dash, jaydes, donavns]
(ah) end up like kurt cobain
found dead thinkin’ of you
found dead thinkin’ of—
my p+n+s hurts, man, i feel like a dolphin
this b+tch got mad and hit me, sh+t started my endorphins
(i played this for my mom after i made it and she got mad)
(aw, h+ll nah, bro, what the f+ck?) i hope my mom doesn’t find this
yo, i smack ass, gamble, and think of weed
she like s+x, money, drugs, so i call that b+tch my twin
yo, that n+gga’s a virgin, i swear to god, he never had any—
he never smacked ass or smoked weed in his life
(+hi, pokken+, ++ovine hall++)

[verse: p & dash]
i feel like lucy jade, my life is f+cking beautiful (shoutout lucy jade)
i feel like lucy jade, i f+ck with perto (shoutout mar)
i feel like lucy jadе (f+ck), i started listening to the hеllp (the h+llp is ass)
i feel like lucy jade, i think i’m autistic (i’m autistic)
i tell my girlfriend that i think i’m autistic
i say r+t+rded a lot so i hope i’m autistic (i don’t say that word)
i have adhd, i’m already neurodivergent (i’m not that)

i f+cking hate voto, do it for me
lowkey shoutout , ()
(wait, let me speak on it)
man, i used to hate lucy jade ()
i f+cking hated adam ()
i f+cking hate re6ce (he’s dogsh+t)
i f+cking hated dash ()
i’m gonna speak from the heart, i can’t believe valentine
that guy is a pedophile, every glaive fan is a pedophile (true)
f+ck+ass sh+t but i had to get used to it (pedophiles)
i lost my old friends and now i’m straight losin’ it (pedophiles)
i feel like dave blunts, i feel fat as sh+t (f+ck dave blunts)
i feel like dave blunts, i wanna eat a burger (hahaha)
i ate three slices of pizza and i’m still f+cking hungry (f+ck)
the movie theater charged eight dollars for a drink, now i’m in f+cking poverty (this n+gga poor)
i remember when i wanted chicken and waffles
i had to go out and get chicken and waffles (i don’t eat chicken and waffles)
now i want pancakes (cinnamon buns)
i’m gonna go and get pancakes (january 6th)
i feel like perto, i’m in a temper tantrum (what the f+ck?)
i feel like glaive, all i do is try my best (glaive, glaive)
i feel like legacy, all i do is fry my eggs (glaive, glaive, glaive, glaive, glaive)
i feel like glaive, oh, oh well (perto)
(perto gotta drop)
()
(f+ck that n+gga)
()

, man, i am a loser (true)
(true)
i have every glaive snippet on my hard drive, i really am a loser (true)
i feel like vaultofglaive, he’s also a f+cking loser (true)
i wish i was vaultofglaive, he has so much unreleased music (i might wake up my parents)
i am broke as sh+t, i don’t have any unreleased music (lame ass n+gga)
my friends all have unreleased music (facts)
i can’t believe i used to f+ck with spencer (broke furry)
someone once offered me “seven deadly sins” (twice)
but i am broke as sh+t, i can’t even buy stems
i gambled all my money, i wasn’t even making pennies
i gambled too much, my girl made me delete my accounts (gambling)
(man, f+ck, i miss toxi)
[segue: toxiplays]
we ride ’til sunset
hi, i’m baldi, nice to meet ya
i’m intentionally skippin’ that line
book’s your game? just shout my name
while you let me use my whip

[part ii]

[verse 1]
trap jumping (jumping) like liam payne (el primo)
but i could never fall off, i’m not liam payne (jumping)
he saw the money, it was in one direction
dumbass donkey still went the other direction
i got ice on my wrist, zayn malik ()
don’t know what i’m saying but my brain is procephalic
feel like juice wrld, my lyrics are out of this world
he said he won’t die but he still f+cking died (rest in peace)
i really f+ck with juice wrld, 999
the party never ends was really f+cking dogsh+t (yash)
lucid dreams still on yo’ b+tch playlist
dash sent me this beat and it’s a jerk beat
i think i’m gonna jerk it to this jerk beat (jacking off)
man, my ass so fat, yeah, i shake it for my shawty (shirtless mukbang)

i remember when my ex wanted to smash my head in
i asked her to give me head, she shouted “are you jokin’?”
four years later, i’m still a virgin (hahahaha)
i need to make this rhyme so i’m gonna say heterochromatin (tightly coiled chromosomal material that stains deeply during interphase and is believed to be genetically inactive)
[verse 2]
(okay, i’m gonna bring back liam payne)
we got the euthanasia, leave ’em like liam payne (jumping)
we gon’ k!ll that b+tch, leave him in pain
broke into the house, destroyed the window pane
told the b+tch to strip that down, she knew to give me brain
man, i still think ’bout g+nius a lot (you’re now server muted)
i used to run the server, no cap (why’d n0bap approve these lyrics?)
i f+ck with camig and ckr (why is ++++++ not banned yet?)
sadly they don’t think i should be in the server (i agree)
self+react soldier, slowsilver soldier (hi, dopa)
rg4l, man, that’s life (it’s hard to collect wages from a corpse; this is a pokken exclusive; benisntokay; real gooners for life; slowsilver03)

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