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p outlett - seasoned lyrics

p outlett be a dinosaur from the jurassic
every single bar an instant classic
wizard from the crimean war, you cannot withstand
his magic, my empire galactic, foreskin bigger than your mom
sh+t’s elastic, got a tree mansion surrounded in quicksand
you best not step on his land or he chop you to bits and
feed you to the swiss hand, without usin’ his sweat gland
my cyborg d+ck got 3 gadgets
turn yo’ dog to sea ashes, p+ss a log in three jackets
burn your frog’s debris casket
better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum
you do not have a chance to drink with the one
or to discuss your kink with the nun
cause after this song its done
ima go f+ck your dad
i’m literally jesus
disintegrate you ass with telekinesis
down to one millimeter pieces
chuck you to a void that is ceaseless
you all crip walkin, you best quit talking
i am wim hof and you are still coughin’
i’m done the race before you begin walking
my rhymes so masterful cause on my head is ratatouille
yo rhymes they be disaster+ful and gooey
my triangles equilateral, yours look like a clavicle
weak ass triangles, ain’t even got a basketful
your harvests looking like a jazz journal
giorno’s got greasy gluten goblins garnishing
my ass is like a garbage bin
all y’all doin’s throwin’ garbage in
y’all ain’t no s+xy pirates, you just piratin’
even my grandma’s better than you at gardenin’
y’all smell like cole slaw, you will not be forgiven
everyone d+ck gets hard when i’m spittin’
in fact this sh+ts not written
all from the head, call a mortician
cause i just k!lled ben shapiro
sat on that tiny man, i’m the faeroe
my ass is lethal, ben shapiro old and medieval
i’m the menacing magician, y’all got no bequeathal
i ain’t no villain but i’m a dr.phil level of evil
harass children in cathedrals steep them in my steeple
send ’em to the ranch, then i dip them in ranch
feed ’em to the executive branch
carrot stick ass losers be needin’ refinance
do a funky little dance, destroy the ministry of ants
after i steal your johnson, you need an implant
fly you to wisconsin, bury you with ulysses s. grant
put you for adoption, affiliates do mysterious chant
to summon ice cube, pop almightly out the ground
abundant spice tube, got the spicy compound
dungeon of nice lube, leave you twicely earthbound
hundreds of high schools, very slyly unsound
y’all fools be stinky and not profound
my ass juices got y’all drowning
i ain’t clowning, my sh+t hot like jalapeno
you all ai’nt heard big baldino
bet bambinos in casinos
skin like elephant hide, bite from no mosquito
y’all irrelevant, send y’all to puerto rico
i’m thin like a skeleton, syke, won’t fit in no tuxedo
let me demonstrate, cool aid man ya wall like a torpedo
like p outlett, suck off ya dad in a gazebo, yes we different people
i’m not him and he is not me either
if you thinkin otherwise, you elegant as gelatin
ain’t got no proper etiquette, turn you into sediment
you awfu+ully arrogant
talkin’ mad sh+t for someone who pro suburbian development
gonna destroy ya house, both the residents and residence
chin flaps like a pelican, got a strict f+cking regimen
you involuntarily celibate, i hit it with the eloquence
fools commemorate degenerates, i disintegrate you idiots
you hideous, insidious, throw out you and your affiliates
now you be outsidious, being this incredible is strenuous
i cannot continue this tirade, y’all conspicuous and delayed
gatorade and mac and cheese, and lemonade
and powder kegs, devour steven crowder’s legs
denis prager’s sour eggs, deflower all the shower heads
scower earth for cauliflower, every half hour
on the planet’s not enough man power
to stop me from sh+ttin’ in your d+mn trousers
cause y’all just lizard men, no d+mn bowser
so watch yourself before i cut off your clan’s power
and leave your ass outward, you bland coward

- p outlett lyrics

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