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pagan wanderer lu - european monsoon lyrics

i awoke this morning twitched the curtain aside
took a look through the window and let out a sigh
i saw rain fall in buckets over adamsdown
and thus was i prevented from leaving the house
i was prevented from going to the job centre
so i sat and fl!cked through the newspaper
they have discovered it seems a shocking truth
we are in the grip of a
‘european monsoon’
i was prevented from buying any fruit and veg
so i ordered a takeaway pizza instead
i was prevented from having my tires checked
so i drove my car into someone’s fence
so conveniently prevented by unseasonal weather
i embraced this unseasonal affective disorder
and as a note from my doctor now officially proves
i’m chronically depressed about the
‘european monsoon’
i never knew i could be so absolved from blame
never knew i could feel so justified in my apathy
i never knew before i had you
i love you ‘european monsoon’
i was prevented from becoming an informed member
of society by the inclement weather
if i was registered to vote i’d vote bnp
cos immigrants are why it always rains on me
whilst i sleep at night under my nation’s flag
you could get good odds i couldn’t find it on a map
retrospectively prevented from succeeding in school
cos i was “too depressed about the
‘european monsoon'”
i was prevented from acheiving all my childhood dreams
now i’m the poster boy for fake s-a-d
you can see in the pages of my self-help book
how i’ve constructed an art form from not giving a f-ck
and if the sun ever returns to chase the blues away
i’ve become so dependent it could easily remain
an insurmountable barrier to things i don’t wanna do
“i’m still depressed about the
‘european monsoon'”

- pagan wanderer lu lyrics

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