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parodocity - [gay parody] jack the ripper vs hannibal lecter lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of history!
jack the ripper!
versus!
hannibal lecter!
begin!

[jack the ripper]
oi mate, pass the d+cker, it’s jack the stripper
jack the fapper, cummin’ in you way before the dawn of tinder
i’m a human who makes you h+rny, f+cking guys you’ll leave ’em moaning
when my cum drops upon your eyes, you’ll find my d+ck appalling
an infamous, notorious delinquent
there isn’t a h0m++er thing than putting your fat d+ck in my +n+s
i got a hard kn+b, beware if you’re a common jock
or at late night you may find me l!cking on your c+ck
not keen to leave until i’m b+lls deep and i make you sob
gonna leave you on your bl++dy knees just to make you slob
i know you can’t switch with me, ’cause i stay on top
my raps are like the way you eat my meat, cumming hot

[hannibal lecter]
jack, you’re a f+ggot, h0m+s+xual
you haven’t cummed in me once because of your empty t+st+cl+s
pity your d+ck wasn’t worth a drop in my jacket
quit jacking off in my mouth and put your whole d+ck in my ass, man
and catch what the iller xenogender can deliver
rhymes finer than my fluid i will leave in your liver
but the smell of your putrid b+lls makes me want to shiver
cause your british body’s covered in more jizz than kitty litter
you raped men when they wouldn’t give you attention
while i get blown every hour by all my simps, man
but these days your wee shaft is all that’s even blown
and you didn’t even cum inside my ass on your own
[jack the ripper]
i’m g+y! you’ll find me f+ckin’ g+y ass dudes in brothels
while you only jizz inside the facets of your father
you were pegged for ages inside your assh0l+
contained within a cage while playing as a dog
while i never got f+cked
so who’s the superior s+m+n spiller, f+ggot lecter?
i’m still cummed on, you’re forgotten
people these days are f+cking dexter
so god protect ya from your ass i’ve spread apart
i’m f+cking guys in london, f+ck the h0m+s+xual bombers!

[hannibal lecter]
no, no, jack, you missed my eye!
come fist in my ass until a straight lie
how typical of jack the ripper to chase my fat c+ck
pick ray liotta’s b+lls and ask him how i get off
i’m the bon vivant of f+ggots, slashing gynecologists
who d+cks the highest society to the sound of their moanings
don’t get me wrong, i’d l!ck both your b+lls like my hibachi
but for a s+m+n spiller, you’re as tasteless as a bowl of kashi
you prey on my assh0l+ and play with my body
i don’t mind that you’re naughty jack, i hate that you’re sloppy
barney, take me back to solitary confinement
cause his dirty little b+lls has just been dried up!
[outro]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
eeeeeeeeeee+ [scream] +pic rap battles of history!

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