pastor bob & the american taliban - the holy book lyrics
[verse 1]
i have a strange obsession
with the holy book
just a couple pages in
and i’m about to squirt
i just get so turned on when i read genesis
i accidentally jizzed all over leviticus
[chorus]
when i’m feelin’ down
this is how i get around
m+st+rbating to the bible
always takes away my frown
[verse 2]
i want to have an orgy
with the new testament
matthew, mark, luke, and john
all sucking my d+ck
and when i read exodus
i get so f+ckin’ hard
the red sea won’t be the only thing that moses parts (it’s me!)
[chorus]
when i’m feelin’ down
this is how i get around
m+st+rbating to the bible
always takes away my frown
[outro]
my pastor says it’s wrong
and i disappoint my mom
but i can’t change who i am
and i can’t control my c+ck
havin’ no friends hurts
my therapist just gives me looks
but i can’t control my b+n+r
when i read the holy book
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