pat godwin - the legend of john fox lyrics
i’m a travelling comedian
i play a different club each week
they put us up in filthy condos
but man, this one reeks
the toilet’s broke, it smells like smoke
stale beer and dirty socks
who was the comic that worked here last
must’ve been john fox
john fox, john fox
keep him sober and i hear fox rocks
but he’ll trash the place everywhere he stays
it smells like ass and cat food
no one’s cleaned for days
the vcr and tv’s gone
the couch is stained blood red
there’s empty cuervo bottles
a passed out stripper in the bed
p+rno tapes, real twisted stuff
fill a cardboard box
with a label on the top that reads
property of john fox
john fox, funnyman john fox
but if he gets too drunk, the audience walks
he leaves his dna at every place he stays
so don’t drink what you think is apple juice
or eat the mayonnaise
john fox, john fox
singing bout the legend
the legend of john fox
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