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pat reed - bad landlord lyrics

i used to have major beef with my old landlord
that sh+t sucked
cuz when your friends ask how the new place is treating you
it’s embarrassing to say, bro, that sh+t sucks
they just wanna hear, good, good, i’m happy i moved, no complaints yet
don’t n0body wanna hear about that police report or civil suit you’re thinking of filing
even though i had plenty of ground to stand on as a tenant
this motherf+cker used to do the softest knocks on my front door and call it a check in
talking about, i tried you earlier, but i guess you weren’t home
sh+t had me tight
i used to hit him back like, you and me both know that’s a d+mn lie
bruh, i been working from home like this whole timе
and i been telling you for weeks to fix the gas line
it’s mid+octobеr, and i ain’t cooked since the spring time
how i look microwaving my meals, 6 or 7 times out of each week?
knowing that i got a college degree? and not associates, a bachelor’s at that
i ain’t take out all them loans just to live in a trap
and i don’t know the housing code
but ain’t no way this up to standard!
i can hear my neighbors through the walls
blowing their nose and doing the dishes
i would bet my life the wall don’t have no insulation
don’t that sh+t sound empty to you?
because i know for d+mn sure to me it does
and i been living single since i moved to this place
so i be getting salty when i hear ’em making love

i finally got a hold of the man and let me tell you
it might’ve been better if i had just moved out
he came to take a look at the plumbing cuz there was mold in the grout
i’m like, don’t you need a plumber for that? you’re not a plumber!

i guess not
my man pulled up with a wrench under each of his arms
he even brought a caulk gun, no lie
he said he gonna redo all the grouting himself
i need to call the city council on his ass
he was following instructions off the youtube app
and then he asked if i could hold his phone while he worked, a samsung
and make sure to skip through any ads

bruh, his t++th were too jacked up for me to feel confident
he charging way too much in rent for that
look, if your t++th not straight and i’m paying you fixed costs
how i’m not supposed to feel ripped off?
you ain’t sl!ck, boss
walls ain’t thick, boss
heater don’t work, that’s why you hear it hiss, boss
you’ve got four gold t++th trying to fix below cost?
nah h+ll nah, i know i’m getting ripped off

i’m moving, g

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