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paul and storm - buffett night (tonight, i'm a parrothead) lyrics

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as the son of a son of a lawyer
i never get home before nine
the folks at work all think i’m a jerk
i never see my kids and they don’t seem to mind

yes, i’m stressed, and aggression’s got the better of me
my second ex-wife says i oughta get a life
and the third and fourth agree

but tonight jimmy buffet is comin’ to town
pack up the beemer: salt, lime, and tequiler
and mingle with the soccer moms and 9-to-5 clowns
got no use for these suburbanite losers
i’m above them in every way
but tonight, i’m a parrothead
and they’re okay

i’m allergic to sh-llfish and mangos
i don’t enjoy the beach or the sun
hard for a man to get a tropical tan
wearing spf one-hundred-and-one

i guess key west is impressive, but i’ve never been
can’t even have old bay® or a filet-o-fish®
without needing a dramamine®

but tonight i’m in the crowd and i’m singin’ along
year after year, you’ll find me here
gettin’ the words to “margaritaville” wrong
most of the time i’d rather kiss a mime
than to hang out with your kind
but tonight, i’m a parrothead
and i don’t mind

i know i ain’t no sailor
my khaki shorts are custom tailored
and my hawaiian shirt’s from calvin klein®
and i don’t own his albums
i only came here to get loaded
and hit on your wife

but tonight, the coral reefers are gonna be playin’
i’ll be the drunken -ss throwing up on the gr-ss
and shoutin’ out my tenth request for “fire and rain”
most of the year i’m ’bout as full of cheer
as a constipated bear
but tonight, i’m a parrothead
i know you wish that i was dead
but for tonight, i’m a parrothead
and i don’t care

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