paul and storm - every man has a secret lyrics
every man has a secret p-rn collection
beneath the mattress, in the bas-m-nt, or in the shed
an indecent aggregation
to aid with our stimulation
after everybody else has gone to bed
an encyclopedic media selection
pictures, magazines, flip-books and dvds
a corn-u-copia of data
both in vhs and beta
it’s a wonderland of surrept-tious sleaze
it may lurk on the computer
in an inconspicuously-named directory
i bet even catholic priests
sequester some in the recesses of their rectory
there’s a potpourri for every predilection
girl on girl, man on man, or dog on fish
every cl-ss of animalia
juxtaposing genitalia
to help us scratch our every evil itch
yes, every man has a secret p-rn collection
and my lady friends, as vices go, there’s worse
so let us keep our sm-t clandestine
and we won’t ask any questions
about the “neck m-ssager” you keep in your purse
keep…in…your…purse! (bzzzzzzzz…)
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