paul austin kelly - michael rosen rap lyrics
ya may think i’m happy, ya may think i’m sad,
ya may think i’m crazy, ya may think i’m mad,
but hang on to your seats and listen right here,
i’m gonna tell ya something that’ll burn your ear
a hip, a hop, a hip hop hap,
i’m giving you all the michael rosen rap
(rap rap rap)
i was born on the 7th of may
i remember very well that awful day
i was in my mother, curled up tight,
though i have to say it was dark as night!
nothing to do, didn’t wanna breathe,
i was so happy, didn’t wanna leave!
then i hear some people give a shout,
“one push, mrs rosen, and he’ll be out!”
i’m telling you, that was a puzzle to me,
i shouted out, “how d’you know i’m a he?”
doctor shouted, “good lord, he can talk!”
i popped out my head, an’ said, “now watch me walk!”
i jooked and jived, around that room,
balam bam boolah, balam ba diddy boom,
a hip, a hop, a hip hop hap,
i’m giving you all the michael rosen rap
(rap rap rap)
when i was one, i swam the english channel,
when i was two i ate a soapy flannel.
when i was three i started getting thinner,
when i was four i ate the dog’s dinner.
when i was five i was in a band playing drums,
when i was six i ate a bag of plums!
when i was seven i robbed a bank with my sister,
when i was eight i became prime minister!
when i was nine, i closed all the schools,
when i was ten they made me… king of the fools!
so that’s what i am, that’s what i’ll be,
with an m, with an i,
with a k, with an e,
so that’s what i am, that’s what i’ll be,
mr mike, mr michael,
mr rosen, mr me,
a hip, a hop, a hip hop hap,
i’m giving you all the michael rosen rap
(rap rap rap)
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