paul gilbert - the second loudest guitar in the world lyrics

have you heard?
the second loudest guitar in the world
been tryin’ and it finally occurred
all wrong
the shred-heads like it
but it doesn’t fit the song i play
the chords mccartney used in yesterday
then changed them to make music my own way
when some girl
p-ssed my off so much
that i used a heavy pick
and played the loudest guitar in the world