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paul hawkins - getting a divorce for christmas lyrics

and on christmas day i will be sad
in london’s smallest studio flat
tucking into a cold turkey kebab
thinking about the christmas we could have had
you’ll have roast turkey
you’ll have mince pies
you’ll crackers, paper hats and sparkling wine
you’ll probably be sitting with some handsome guy
it could have been me, it could have been our lives

christmas party two years ago where we met
i know you only went out with me for a bet
i know you secretly liked my best friend instead
but i won you around convinced you i was the best

last year on christmas eve i took you away
to lapland for a surprise romantic wintеr holiday
i asked you to marry me, you said “oh, ok”
i thought we would bе happy for the rest of our days

but, i’ll be getting a divorce for christmas
i’ll be getting a divorce
you’ll be getting a divorce for christmas
you’ll be getting a divorce
merry christmas, merry christmas
we’ll be getting a divorce
merry christmas, merry christmas
i’ll be getting a divorce
the day after our wedding
your granddad suddenly died
that was when i began to suspect luck was not upon our side
your family never forgave me for the incident with the he+rs+
from that moment on our marriage simply went from bad to worse
and i know that there our problems with our s+x life
like the fact you always faked it or just told me i was sh+te
but at least i never cheated not matter how hard i tried
and all i’ve got to show for it is a lonely christmastide
i could always ring my mother to spend christmas at home
‘cos she sad my marriage would never work i don’t want her to know
i’ve even taken to impersonating you on the ‘phone
i don’t want to spend all christmas being told ‘i told you so’

oh, i’ll be getting a divorce for christmas
i’ll be getting a divorce
you’ll be getting a divorce for christmas
you’ll be getting a divorce
merry christmas, merry christmas
we’ll be getting a divorce
merry christmas, merry christmas
i’ll be getting a divorce

i thought that we had romance
i thought that we had l+st
i thought all that we were lacking was communication and trust
and thousands cope without that, tens of thousands do
their marriages continue regardless
why must ours be through?
if only we had children we’d stick together for their sake
we could grow old together in misery until it’s too late to change
well i wish you well this christmas, i hope you find the perfect tree
you’ve got the perfect present–a life without me!
i’ll be getting a divorce for christmas
i’ll be getting a divorce
you’ll be getting a divorce for christmas
you’ll be getting a divorce
merry christmas, merry christmas
we’ll be getting a divorce
merry christmas, merry christmas
we’ll be getting a divorce

i’ll be getting a divorce for christmas
i’ll be getting a divorce
you’ll be getting a divorce for christmas
you’ll be getting a divorce
merry christmas, merry christmas
we’ll be getting a divorce
merry christmas, merry christmas
we’ll be getting a divorce

merry christmas!

- paul hawkins lyrics

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