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paul swartzel - god nostrils lyrics

god made a nostril
it was pleasing
took a step back, went:
“buh bum bum bujjjjbuahuabbbum.”
“beautiful.” said, “i’ve got to make another.”
went, “buh bum buh bum buh baum.”
set them free…

a pair of nostrils flaring in the sky
where are they going? what are they doing? and why?
i don’t know and i never really cared
but i met this irishman who said

“the answer: b+lls of ya m+th+f+ckin’ tv screen
believe it, you betta believe it
tha m+th+f+ckas makin heyzeus look like a pacman
you betta believe it
b+lls of screen swingin’, swingin’
ewwweee you betta believе. i’m singin:
‘schobbah lobbah schobbah lobbah schobbah lobbah schobbah lobbah’
that’s an answer for you, but no solution.”

well, he didn’t sound irish
but i mеt him in group, so i’m non+judgmental
buh bum bum bujjjjbuahuabbbum
made my intro like
‘hey, my name is paul, and welcome to mindfulness’’
that’s when he cut me off, saying:
“i am the irishman
i am the light
i’ve got a fine art poster print
and a bucket of ping pongs with
the answer: b+lls of ya m+th+f+ckin chest, rockwell, believe it
you betta believe it
m+th+f+ckas makin’ heyzeus look like a pacman
you betta believe it
b+lls on chest? whiffin whiffin
ewwwwww you betta believe i’m sniffin’
schobbah lobbah schobbah lobbah schobbah lobbah schobbah lobbah’
schobbah lobbah what?! schobbah lob
i am! i am off to find the nostrils’ my solution.”

most psychiatrists only want easy patients
most psychiatrists only take easy patients
easy patients. i mean easy patients
you know easy patients?
motherf+ckers just afraid of the color yellow

i don’t care about fine art poster prints
i don’t care about god nostrils
but i care for that man
and hope he finds them off guard

- paul swartzel lyrics

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